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[1:27:03 AM] Dizzy | APP: too many good players
[1:27:15 AM] Soxxie: WE CANT HANDLE THEIR SKILL
Could it be…Love?
Embrace your insane and probably detrimental new attractions with your very own Doom Body Pillow. Impress your friends and family by displaying the grisly conclusion to your year-long downward spiral of depravity, but make sure you cut the phone lines first!
You make a story-less multiplayer game with a wide range of characters with cool designs. They all throw out some dumb one-liner whenever they deny a creep and occasionally when they go somewhere. Fair enough.
But then you release the bratty GODDESS known as Mireska the Dark Willow. See this is where I start having a problem. Her multi-layered taunts. Her two ulties. Her sexual allure, which has enchanted many. She truly is beloved by all. Yet, the Dota formula does not allow her perfection a story arc or character development. But that is a story for a different time.
Nay, your greatest sin of all is to give Akasha, our QUEEN of Pain, the smile of a thousand springs and the eyes of the millions of shining stars in the night sky. Why valve? Why must you give us such a glimpse of perfection? Only for us to experience screams and daggers in the back, slowing us by 65% at max level, when her beauty matches that of the cosmos?
Curse you valve. You bask in the pleasures of heaven while locking the door for us all, giving the people of the world merely the opportunity to peek through the keyhole, while charging 300 dollars for it.
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[10:20:55 PM] Dizzyizzy | APP: my HL team was just like "Hey we all want to play overwatch, sorry bro"
You say Mila Kunis - I say Hitagi Senjougahara
You say Jennifer Lawrence - I say Rei Ayanami
You say Scarlett Johansson - I say Haruhi Suzumiya
You say Kate Upton - I say Rin Tohsaka
You say Jessica Alba - I say Inaba Himeko
You say anime sucks - I punch you in the face
99.9% of humans are still stuck with 3D relationships. If you are part of the 0.1% that have turned to anime and 2D, like and copy and paste this message to another 5 threads. DON'T LET THE GLORY OF ANIME DIE!
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