Our Steam,
who art at Valve,
hallowed be thy games.
Your service runs,
with connections on,
as it is DRM.
Give us this day our daily deals,
and forgive us our piracy,
as we forgive those who pirate against us.
And lead us not into other services,
but deliver us from evil publishers.
For thine is the PC kingdom, power, and glory
forever.

Gabe N.