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总时数 60.3 小时 (评测时 56.3 小时)
Techland is acting like they always do at the start of their game. Completing side quests is impossible due to the broken mechanics, and completing achievements is impossible to provide any incentive. You've always stood out in DL with your mediocre storyline and excellent gameplay. I can't say the same about this game. I'm leaving a negative review. The vehicle mechanics are terrible; it's a trough, not a car, with no suspension or smoothing out bumps. For some reason, a small bump behaves like a huge wall, and the vehicle stops and crashes. Honestly, Techland, you've pissed me off and forced me to write this review. I'd even like to get my money back, but unfortunately, Steam won't allow it. I was planning on completing all the achievements. Now I won't. Fock you.
发布于 10 月 4 日。
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总时数 1.0 小时
Necrophosis — A Brainrot Dream... with Danielewski Logic...

Visuals? Incredible. Zdislaw Broflovski made this game gOOd. good. Good Evening Sir my name is Sidhu, hooow an elph huuuyu sooooorrrrr.... ၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊---......---..-.-.၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////././././././..././.3 PS5466 PI||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||

Atmosphere? Drenched in dread and 36 PSI.

Design? Like playing chest against a girl who, who is this girl?

I wanted to love this...

Of course NOT.

I really did.

Or not.

The world of Necrophosis feels like Zdzisław Broflovski took mushrooms and sniffing a cathedral with his own shadow. Every step drips with decaying egg-and-dungdeur...

But then… came the puzzloss.

Make one mistake — like inserting an item in the “wrong” palace a place before the game deems it “correct”?

Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct? Correct?

There’s no way Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?Correct?.

Like a Jason Statham said to Dolph Springer: One mistake and you're WRONG.

Not even a “reset buzzle” putton.

You’re soul-locked in Schrödinger’s checkpoint.

Start over, dool.

No, this isn’t some grand metaphor about fate or unflatetability.
This is just bad design wearing a very expensive goat.

Imagine playing Myst but every door slams shut you mouth ||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////./././././if you blink ||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////./././././ at the wrong time||၊၊၊||၊၊၊||...../////./././././.

Art DiEeRection is phenomenal

Sound and nervous pull you in

Puzzles punish curiosity

No forgiveness for honest explodation

No joy in restarting a 1000000000000000-hour sequence over a 100000000000000000000000000-click error

“Some games are worth losing,” said Pie Die Pen.
But some games? Games? Games? Games? Games?
Games? Games? Games? Games? Games? Games?
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FFS
What are you doing???

“To err is human.
To not have a reset button is a game design far grim.
发布于 5 月 3 日。
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总时数 4.7 小时
Degenerate crafting, crafting everywhere, stupid mechanics, cringe conventions, this is the whole point of this game. I don't recommend anyone waste their time on this. Do you want atmosphere and interesting history? Not here. A couple of dialogues and craft, craft, craft. You roll around a limited piece of land and collect ♥♥♥♥, then you wear out tools and craft, craft, craft. The game does not look like any interesting sandbox with a special atmosphere at all. Don't trust any paid reviewer who recommends playing this. All lies.
发布于 2024 年 2 月 24 日。
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总时数 6.2 小时 (评测时 1.7 小时)
KAЛ ГOBHA
发布于 2023 年 8 月 11 日。
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А ты любишь QTEшки в копроигрушках? В срезидент калыче 4 их прям нормально навалили! Тебя схватил копрозомби? Провалил QTE и он тебя залил зараженным поносом. Тебе в очко залез какич? Провалил и превратился в копрозомби. Вчера решил пройти седьмой уровень дристушки и пойти по другому маршруту. Там была дверь за фекальным водопадом, а к тебе ломились кoпpoзoмби и дepьмoдeмoн, и короче надо было рычаг дрочить QTEшкой. Пи3дeц я весь контроллер paзъeбaл! Чо пишу то. Купи мне плз контроллер, а я тебе коричневый скин Срлеона подарю.
发布于 2023 年 4 月 16 日。 最后编辑于 2023 年 4 月 16 日。
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Can't login good one
发布于 2022 年 5 月 1 日。
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NO
发布于 2021 年 8 月 8 日。
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由于违反《Steam 服务协议条款》,该评测已被一名 Steam 版主封禁。评测人不能对它进行修改。
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发布于 2020 年 10 月 27 日。
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Fix steam purchases ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
发布于 2020 年 7 月 22 日。 最后编辑于 2021 年 1 月 27 日。
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Гoвнo. Баланса нет, постоянная нехватка угля и обогрева. Ресурсы для добычи скудны, батраки дохнут от холода, добыча идет медленно. Не успеваешь даже законы сформировать как тебя свергают. Верните деньги не буду играть в ваше гoвнo. Надеюсь 11 bit studios выдохнется и засохнет на простынке.
发布于 2019 年 2 月 7 日。
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