People keep asking me what race I am going to play as in Baldur's Gate 3. Well, let me tell ya old chum, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnwarf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalfing, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnuman, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnithyanki, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gniefling, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnow, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnagonborn, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnorc, I am gnoing to be playing as a Gnome. And you've been .. Gnooomed.

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Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEETH LEFT, it's- it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you're dead, you're dead.

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pffft Uh oh 🙈 Stinky! Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 cough POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

may I have some coochie madam?

OOOOHH ♥♥♥♥, HERE COMES PACMAN
YOYOYOYOYOOO WHAT IT IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
HEY PACMAN, WHAT'S UP
ME YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, IM HIGH ON CRACK, WANT A FREEBEES
NO PACMAN, DRUGS ARE BAAAAD
YUP, CANT HELP YA MATE
PUUUSSIIIIIIEEES *hits it* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH HOOOOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

this dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥' loves anime girls!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

fellas we gotta EAT RAVIOLI

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