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Morris asks his son, now aged 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.
"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech.
At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech.
Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech!
If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really screw, I've got nothing left to live for!

Ｈａｐｐｙ　Ｖａｌｅｎｔｉｎｅ˙ｓ　Ｄａｙ！<3

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ℳerry ℭhristmas and ℋappy ℋolidays!

Roses are red, nuts are brown
skirts go up, pants go down
body to body, skin to skin
when it's stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry, and comes out wet
and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping, and it starts to sag
it's not what you think, it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teabag!

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Are you dizzy blud?

i want 2 buy jacket which cost £97.
i borrow £50 from ace & £50 from usp.
i give the cashier £100 &am giver £3 in change.
i keep £1. i give ace £1 back & usp £1 back.

i now owe ace £49 & usp £49. i also add the £1 i kept.

£49 + £49 = £98 + £1 i kept

total £99.

where is the missing £1

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hehe kool :)

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thanks xx

Sweetest Dj on Hive365! <3

Da best chunes have been played by dis person

Aww thats soo sweet, thanks xxx

http://imgur.com/BJxNNtv You are the best noodle.

Merry Christmas! ♥

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Rude not 2. Will give you a shoutout when Im next on :)

Ello sweetness, You OK ??

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So long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, kick rocks and get the hell out.

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If skulls group needs copies of DOTA 2, I have 9 of them available!

I am currently writing a book on the erect penis...

It's a pop-up.

Steams wants me to message you, this page randomly opened when starting a chat with a friend o-o

uh ur welcome!

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Merry Xmas... Lets take a couple of mins to think of those who r no longer with us but r always in our hearts....

Me: Going to a Polish christmas dinner tonight, you have to build the table before you can eat in it.

Mate: Haha how's it going? Is the atmosphere pretty flat-pack.

Me: I have no ikea.

Mate: Put a screw in it.

Me: I wood make another one of these puns but I have no more material.

Mate: Fortunately you won't need any, touch wood.

Me: We should pack these jokes in.

"What are you watching?"

"Loose Women."

"Who's on this week?"

"They haven't stopped moaning, so I'm guessing all four of them."

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ferrari then?

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　　　　★　　　　　 by badace

Le plus violent des CoD , moi je l'aime bien , mieux que le CoD Black Ops........bien mieux mais à prendre en anglais la VF est épuisante et la V.O il y a Kief Sutherland , Tim Roth et d'autres..............

THE MOST LETHAL CANCER YOU CAN GET IS THE "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" CANCER ! BEING "POLITICALLY CORRECT", IS LIKE SUFFOCATING IN YOUR OWN VOMIT ! THERE ARE NONE SO BLIND, AS LIBERALS, WHO DO NOT WANT TO SEE; THERE ARE NONE SO DEAF, AS LIBERALS, WHO DO NOT WANT TO HEAR: IT IS UTTERLY FUTILE, TO ARGUE WITH THOSE, WHO DEFEND LIBERALISM ! THE ONLY THING ONE SHOULD GIVE TO A LIBERAL PERSON IS A BULLIT IN THE HEAD, THAT IS THE ONLY THING THEY "UNDERSTAND" !

sayyy whaaat ?

Hows you??

Guess I'll bring the torch then! =P

There is no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight
For a night light's light's slight light
When the moonlight's white and bright.

Anon.

тнєяє αяє тωσ тнιηкѕ ιη тнє ωσяℓ∂ тнαт ѕмєℓℓ ℓιкє ƒιѕн, σηє σƒ тнєм ιѕ ƒιѕн.. xD

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but if u spoil the dark knight before i see it,i will find u & i will kill u.