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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 15, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your profile gave me cancer anyway.

After a good game in rainbow, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

"I was simply stunned at the pure cringe I felt surge through out not only my physical body, but through my soul aswell, and even my very Life-force, I will not match this feeling of absolute ominous and yet completely dead silent pain for the rest of my life and because of that I thank the same god who has abandoned humanity and who has let it fester and desolve itsself into pure autism, but This still stands as one of the most horrific and yet unsurprising things ive ever felt or seen in my entire short, pathetic, mortal, human life."

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hello am new from russian and am here to chew ass and kick gum but am all out of chips so u r about to get harmony professional

ratitude or suck my ass

thanks

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10:13 PM - ddynamite: do you know what i want
10:13 PM - ddynamite: i want a wall between america and mexico

good ♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥ you! You guys are always complaining about racism, some of the comments I have seen against furries could be considered a hate crime, like messages telling the person to kill themselves! Calling furry fandom disgusting, look at yourselves furry haters, you are the ones being disgusting! How about instead of devoting your time to ruining others lives, go and do something that is actually gonna make this world better! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sickos! Your commuting a hate crime against furries, one because many of you believe a stupid internet stereotype that furries ♥♥♥♥ animals, and two you guys actually think our lives don't matter (I am totally against racism, however the fact that many of you are against racism but you harrass another group of people is not only stupid, but it's also incredibly sad), and third you actually believe that all furries are sex-obsessed perverts! Stop following in this hatred and wake up to the horrible things you are saying and doing to furries!

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ddynamite: Bee careful what you send me
ddynamite: The bee movie triggers me
ddynamite: Ever since I was a young boy I've been scared of bees
ddynamite: Because I saw bees kill my entire family
ddynamite: I vowed to eliminate every bee on earth
≋𝓣𝓱𝓮 ℝ𝔸𝔾𝔼: Lmfao
≋𝓣𝓱𝓮 ℝ𝔸𝔾𝔼: DDynamyite: anime origins

The Rage has changed their name to Rugmin4321.
Rugmin4321: happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Rugmin4321: ?
ddynamite: no ragman
ddynamite: 4321
ddynamite: not rugmin
Rugmin4321 has changed their name to 4321.
4321: there
ddynamite: not 4321
ddynamite: ragman
ddynamite: ragman4321
4321 has changed their name to Ragman.
Ragman: there
ddynamite: are you avoiding having your name as ragman4321
Ragman: no
Ragman: what do you want my name as/
Ragman: ?
ddynamite: ragman4321
Ragman has changed their name to Rugmin4321.
ddynamite: ragman4321
ddynamite: are you dyslexic
Rugmin4321 has changed their name to rag4321man.
rag4321man: is that good?
ddynamite: no
ddynamite: ragman4321
rag4321man has changed their name to 4321ragman.
ddynamite: ragman4321
4321ragman has changed their name to rag4man321.
rag4man321: good?
ddynamite: close
rag4man321 has changed their name to rag43man21.
rag43man21: good?

ddynamite: no
ddynamite: colder
rag43man21: Wont let me change my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name because ive been doing it so often
rag43man21: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥
rag43man21: your fault
ddynamite: your the one who kept changing there name
rag43man21 has changed their name to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: there we go
ddynamite: NO
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: that good?
ddynamite: ragman4321
ddynamite: and i will change my name to ddynomyte
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ has changed their name to fagman4441.
fagman4441: good?
ddynamite: replace the f with a r and that will be good enough
fagman4441 has changed their name to Rfagman4441.
ddynamite: i said replace
Rfagman4441 has changed their name to fRfagman4441.
fRfagman4441: good/
fRfagman4441: ?

ddynamite: no
ddynamite: ragman
ddynamite: 4
ddynamite: 3
ddynamite: 2
ddynamite: 1
fRfagman4441 has changed their name to ragman.
ragman has changed their name to ___4.
___4 has changed their name to ___3.
___3: hang on
ddynamite: oh my god
ddynamite: ragman4321
___3 has changed their name to rag______man43.
rag______man43: good?
ddynamite: no
ddynamite: get rid of the ________
ddynamite: then we will be good my ♥♥♥♥♥
rag______man43 has changed their name to dyslexicman43.
ddynamite: ♥♥♥♥ me
dyslexicman43 has changed their name to ♥♥♥♥ me.
ddynamite: seriously
♥♥♥♥ me has changed their name to seriously.
ddynamite: realy
seriously has changed their name to realy.
ddynamite: stop plz
realy has changed their name to stop plz.
ddynamite: ragman4321
stop plz: no
ddynamite: i will change my name to ddynomyte
stop plz has changed their name to 1234namgaR.
ddynamite: spell that backwards

1234namgaR has changed their name to That backwards.
ddynamite: i thought you were smarter
ddynamite: than that
That backwards: wait
That backwards: you want me to have my name changed to Ragman4321
ddynamite: yes
That backwards: so you can change yours to Ddynomyte?
That backwards: dont worry i got u fam
That backwards has changed their name to Ddynomyte.
ddynamite: close enough
Ddynomyte has changed their name to close enough'.
close enough': good?
ddynamite: no
ddynamite: ddynomyte
ddynamite has changed their name to Ragman4321.
close enough' has changed their name to The Rage.
The Rage: oh ok
The Rage has changed their name to Ddynomyte.
Ragman4321: i cant get anything else from you
Ragman4321: so
Ragman4321: this is close enough
Ddynomyte: no its not
Ddynomyte has changed their name to Ragman4321.
Ragman4321 has changed their name to Ddynamite.
Ddynamite has changed their name to Ddynomyte.
Ddynomyte: i was literaly dying of laughter earlyer
Ragman4321: Same lmfao

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how the ♥♥♥♥ did you even find my profile

no i hate csgo it says on my profile if you read it.

Where the ♥♥♥♥ have you been homie?

kill your self

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>She says "You need to stop masturbating"
>I ask Why?
>She says"Im trying to Examine you"
>I cant help it if I have a Nurse fetish
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HA GAYYYYYY

you are slow arnt you
here is my proper response if your not going to act like a rational human being over a trade you were happy with and sent it to me that i then accepted it then the door is on you're left.

here is the imature response but i mean this to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgab-LCmaXE

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you call me a 10 year old yet in this chat you are acting like a small child

Killer [HUN]: sf
Killer [HUN]: sdg
ddynamite: Shut up
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Killer [HUN]: ds
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ddynamite: you are acting like a child
ddynamite: how about you give me a deal i want
ddynamite: and then you can have it back
Killer [HUN]: u need the grizzly skin give me the opal shatter and i give u the nordic
ddynamite: how about no
Killer [HUN]: okay
Killer [HUN]: okay

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Killer [HUN]: sdg

Killer [HUN]: hey
Killer [HUN]: i dont need the nordic bluntforce
ddynamite: well i already traded it
Killer [HUN]: is ♥♥♥♥
Killer [HUN]: NO
Killer [HUN]: I DONT NEED
Killer [HUN]: !!!!!!!!!!
Killer [HUN]: give me back my grizzly or and i give u back the nordic
ddynamite: as the circus of value says in bioshock "No refunds or returns"
Killer [HUN]: man
Killer [HUN]: GO!
Killer [HUN]: I DONT NEED
Killer [HUN]: THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NORDIC BLUNTFORCE
Killer [HUN]: OR GIVE ME OPAL SHATTER AND I GIVE U BACK THE NORDIC
ddynamite: Im not giving you ♥♥♥♥
Killer [HUN]: i dont need the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nordic bluntforce
Killer [HUN]: wf
Killer [HUN]: fswfws

+rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot noob 10 years old

HA GAYYYYYY

I am deleting you from my life!!! *99% error* We can't erase our friendship!!! *somebody is yelling, "HA, GAAAYYYY"