this dude buys russian brides with crypocurrency!!!!!!!!!!1

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

After a good game in Payday 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great heists and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a payday 2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

After years of performing routinely inspections of this man. I have finally came to the conclusion that this man is sus. He has no proof or validation that he is real. He has no proof of being a momma. More importanly i can't seem to track him on my gaydar. It also seems like he has stolen Dumbledore's identity which I can't confirm because of lack of validation but believe me, I have a hunch. But the more I think about it, the more it grows on me. For all that we know, I could just be typing this long comment on his profile page and he won't ever read it because he doesn't exist. After further records of this man (which don't exist) I now declare that I am reporting him to the S.U.S enterprise. From there, the sus headquarters will know what to do with him. As always Detective Keato is on this case. You don't have to worry about a thing. May it be factual that this man may exist or not, we will get to the bottom of it and make sure it may or may not happen. Detective Keato Out.

Didn't this guy call Alex an N-word?

This guy's smelly.