NeonTheremin 最近的评测

Never, and I say NEVER, follow the train tracks.

Simple and challenging logical mazes over which the clean screen and ambience music make you too relaxed to rage.

I won't lie, the game is fun. I probably won't ask for a refund.
The question is that a sequel must be a improvement of the past games, and the only thing that really improved is THE PRICE.

First i thought
"Oh, Ubisoft usually f*cks up. But this game is meant to be just like the prequels, just Ctrl+C from the others and improve graphics, it'll be fine. Ubisoft will literally have to TRY to f*ck up."

Well... Ubisoft tried. And BOY, DID UBISOFT F*CK UP.

The graphics are outdated. I can't even say it improved from Tm Canyon.
The customization is nothing compared to it's predecessors.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE OBNOXIOUSLY IMBECILE MAP EDITOR AND THE ÜBERDUMB MAP GENERATOR. I CAN'T EXPRESS IN WORDS THE HATE I FEEL FOR THEM.
They put a offline simultaneous multiplayer (Yay!). BUT to choose the multiplayer mode, you have to put a 3-button SECRET CODE (Really Ubi? Are you THAT desperate to try to build a community over the game?)

Are you a TM fan? Buy it if you have spare money. New to TM? First play TM Nations, it's free. If you like it, then buy ANY OTHER TM BUT TURBO.

It is a Waiting Eternally simulator, with an actually a very good game in between the Waiting.
Really, sometimes more than HALF the time you play is just waiting for the f-king game to find players.

Only play it if your day has 40 hours.

Meh. It's free.

I really could not take this game any longer. Everything (but the graphics) in this game is a complete mess.

-The connection is terrible, even with local (read non-dial-up eastern) players.
-The control response is oddly slow (Not my PC fault).
-The maps were programmed in a way it is almost impossible to find other players. I was in a 8v8 in a small map and there was like a kill every 20-25 seconds.
-Aiming down the sight is almost sad, because the character does not look through, it just STICKS THE WEAPON TO THE FACE, BLOCKING YOUR SIGHT, which is the opposite of what ADS should do. It is LITERALLY hard to kill while ADS, so you have to ignore this function, and spray-and-pray.
-I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of maps.
And at last but not least, the characters LOOK. EXACTLY. THE. SAME. EVEN WHEN IN THE OPPOSITE TEAM. Everyone is a Niko Belic-like douche with oversized head and ragged green sweater. The only way do differ the enemies from the allies is to check if there is a white triangle over the head. If he has, he is your ally. And if you see someone appearing right in front of you, you have to look up and search for the triangle, which is time enough to take a piss, since the response is terribly slow (#2)
"But could I change my character if I pay for the game?"
Probably. The problem is that the more you play, the more sure you are that you won't spend a single penny - or second - on Survarium.

REJECTED.