𝑆𝑐𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 🖤


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quotes from friends, media, and other things i like:

Well it’s more about saying “f*ck you” to yourself in moments of doubt.
-Gramps 2020

"He's like a 5 year old with guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language."

"My hunger spikes, my stomach growls
I go to the kitchen to start my prowls
I apply the ham and cheese
For I have an appetite to please
I add some doritos to my lunch
It gives the sammy an orgasmic crunch
No other dish could top this brew
One bite will create a better you
One bite two bite three bite four
Kick off your shoes and throw em on the floor
Dance in the kitcen t'ill the morning light
Louisiana Saturday night."
-FaZe-Sandwich 2k19

An ode to thee ~
"Oh there be a fine lad, whom'st is understood,
to hath a burly chest o' hair like a great knotted wood,
whom'st clambers through battle to laugh in death's face,
and brings life to his comrades wit' a loving embrace,
t'were I to speak freely wit' the aid o' fine mead,
I'd slap 'em 'pon the backside as the ankles be freed,
though I dare not lash thine tongue n' commit to such passage,
I'd thank thee warmly for glory n' increasing my damage,
might our crusades be many and ne'er find and end,
though I might call thee "Medic" first I'd say friend"
~ Tanley 2022

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that medic
Used to make me hot
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those teammates dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every **** I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about her respawning pocket
But something touched me deep inside
The day the medic died
~ absolute madman 2026