El Quanj 最近的评测

Edit: 9/11: hotfix off to a great start. Crash fixes, private lobbies, and a sparring mode are good. Still underpowered across the board.

Hoping for a day 1 patch on the 9th

Just to be clear, I don't hate this game and I had fun, and I experienced none of the performance issues people are showing on Youtube, but this game needs a LOT of balance adjustments for single player and PvE. Weapons aren't hitting nearly hard enough, difficulty increase makes everything boring damage sponges, there's not enough ammo, takes too long to pick up grenades, cooldowns for skills are way, way, way too long. I swear these aren't nitpicks (my actual nitpicks are the uninspiring sound, music, and 90 different bolters that do not enough to justify that many bolters).

Will delete review if there's a big change. But, really, devs, please play the game. A little bit of everything is off.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game.

First part of this game is too easy and boring and long and trash

Last part of this game tries to switch things up with a time limit like Dead Rising and it feels like ♥♥♥♥ because nothing matters and none of the base game mechanics can be used to save your progress. As if the repetitiveness of the rest of the game wasn't soul crushing enough.

I actually haven't beaten this game yet, and I'm struggling to find the motivation to care. Is there a final boss fight that's good? I don't know because every story fight including John Dragon Dogma himself is just easy trash even while purposely not using the broken OP Thief class.

I don't care, this whole game was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pump and dump scam.

I want more

More of everything

Except towers

I want less of those

Towers are a one and done thing

Only acceptable form of game padding is a room full of bosses with a fiery sound track