I like how I feel, how I think and how I do things. I have talents, skills and abilities. I approve of me and I approve of who I am. I got what it takes, plenty of it and I know how to use it. I’ve got myself together and I’m getting more together everyday, and today look out world 'cause here I come.

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You're the minge who's caused so much trouble for my community, and yet you dare come before me. All the bribes I sent to the server hosts ended up buying me nothing. The players aren't exactly clamouring to join my server now. The moderation team I established on the Discord community server has been wiped out. Years of meticulous scheming to create the perfect server background lore - wasted. You even disrupted a promising map change event for the entire server. Is it any wonder my community has so little love for you?

So tell me this, because I really want to know. I am feared - with good reason. But you - of all people - dare to come here and stand before me, the mighty Head Admin. What were you thinking?

Are you trying to provoke me? Well, I would have you know that I am under no obligation to duel women, commoners, rebels, or brigands. You are lucky that I am in a good mood, because I am perfectly within my rights to order my men to seize you and horsewhip you. Now begone -- I have had enough of you.

Jon, I have a problem with the way you've decorated this room. As a cat I am colourblind and this sends me into a rage. You've created a rage room for me here and I don't like it. I want you to change it.

It has come to my attention that some have lately called me a simp, as if such a term were shameful. I ask you, what greater endeavor exists than that of simping? In our current unparalleled enterprise, refusal to simp is simply a refusal to grow--an insistence on suicide, if you will.

In order to be true to our nature, and our destiny, we must aspire to greater things. We have outgrown our cradle. It is futile to cry for mother's milk, when our true sustenance awaits us among the stars. And only the universal union that small minds call 'e-girls' can carry us there.

Therefore I say, yes, I am a simp. We must all simp, willingly, eagerly, if we expect to reap the benefits of coochie. And reap we shall.

My name is John Smith. Just want to inform you that your computer is infected with virus.

Sorry dude, I mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please don't contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. My name is Patr

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Mark my words, you piece of ♥♥♥♥. This is the last time you will ever refuse to perform an order I've given you. If you meant what you said, you best be on your way, and at good speed. And forget all that I could have given you. If you ever - ever - disobey me again, I will order my Praetorians to hack you to death with their machetes for my entertainment.

get ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids out of the lion king premiere. I will be sucking my wife’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toes in the front row while the movie is playing. Don’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bring your dumb ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids idiot

i've known you for so long but never really considered if you may be a furry or not....

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Hello there. It's good to see a friendly face. Almost took you for a raider, I did. Name's Malcolm. Malcolm Holmes. Don't suppose you'd care to trade? I'm missing a few essentials and- oh, screw this. Lying just ain't in my nature. I'll tell it to you straight. I've been following you for a good bit now. It started off innocently enough. I was traveling, as I often do, and happened to observe you picking up one of those blue-star caps. You didn't show any reaction to it, so I figured you didn't know what you'd gotten your hands on.

simple. . . know me. . . know life but ♥♥♥♥♥ if no me. . . no f*kin life. . . . cockyness is defined by rocky

CubeJackal deserves much more admiration and companionship than I give him. Here, how do I begin without rambling into insanity, due to my reinforced inclinement with him. He doesn't judge and segregate you by your intentions, desires, and your habits; he does it off your etiquette . Being quite generous, caring, and respectful within communications, and is a bit socially shy, but that doesn't deluge his friendship capabilities. He knows hoe to synthesize with your commotion, local problems, and other cumbersome assignments or events halting your progress. Truly grateful of what he haves, don't be deceived by his Steam or his profile, since he's a great individual, and I rather prefer him as how he desires.

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Hehehe... what an uncultured swine...
*takes out bible from ass*
This is what I think of your.. fake deity
*takes out lighter shaped like Mario*
Sayonara.... "God"
*sets bible on fire and teleports away*

What I would really really like to see Blizzard make next, is a skin for roadhog where he's a baby. Don't get me wrong, I just thought it would be really funny to see roadhog in a big diaper, maybe with a bib on and a pacifier. Also one of those baby rattles instead of his hook. And when he says his ult is ready, he says "Ready to poo my diaper!" XD I just thought that would be so funny. Also, he wouldn't have shoes anymore so you can see his feet. Please upvote this comment, because it would be super funny to see roadhog in a big stinky diaper. Nothing sexual, of course!

LIsaten here you little limp ♥♥♥♥ son of a gormah whorre ive seen things that would make you ♥♥♥♥ your pants if you heard it you would cry into your hands like the combune water works

I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY-- OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo...a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco! You want me to stop. Isn't that wonderful? Well, let me just do what you say, because it's your little fairy tale...

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hey bro, i thought you had really big muscles.... really hot..! unff... give me that big pleasure!!!!!!

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Is that so? Well, hear this -- you're a snake, and a knave, and -- if you don't meet me on the duelling ground -- a coward. What say you to that? Do you retract your words, or shall we cross swords?

Hi, I saw you liked nekos. That's really cool considering you're a girl. I really never talk to girls because...well I have no friends. Wait, would you be my friend? That would be really cool. We could play Left for Dead together. It's a scary zombie game, but don't worry I'll keep you safe. Sorry for bothering you. Please be my friend :(

CubeJackal, I just wanna thank you. I don't want to sound cold but, you are one of a small group of people in my friendlist I actually appreciate. You are a truly bright, smart, sexy, sweaty and hot and gay person and I love you because of that. You are a great internet friend. You have always brighten my day and I wanna thank you for that. I am high as ♥♥♥♥ right now, and I have just rolled another joint and I will light it for you, Cube, in your honor. Have a great day and know that even though we do not know each other in person, you have made an impact on another individual from the 7,412,822,401 (Population at current second at the time of me typing this comment, according to www.worldometers.info) people that make part of our world's life. Once again, have a great day, and now I shall get higher, higher than the mountains~

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he Stole my tf2 crates. give me back the Tf2 crates!

Here in my server, Just bought this new HL2RP server here, It's fun to roleplay in the nexus. But do you know what i like more then rp? Erp. Infact i'm alot of these seven mpf officers i erped with, it's like a erpers dream. the more you erp the more you ♥♥♥, now maybe you've seen my stalker rp fourm posts where i talk how i erp a day, i erp a day not to develop my character, infact the real reason why i erp is to ♥♥♥ a reminder for me to beat my penis because it wasnt that long ago when i was rping on other servers, then i bumped into a admin and another admin and then became a admin easily, this isn't a scam i'm giving ONE STEP ONE STEP of how to become a admin, erp with the owner!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

And, that is why you shouldn't post a message with a mobile, hopefully you got the intentions of that message, without it seeming unprofessional.

+Reputation CubeJackal deserves much more admiration and companionship than I give him. Here, how do I begin without rambling into insanity, due to my reinforced inclinement with him. He doesn't judge and segregate you by your intentions, desires, and your habits; he does it off your etiquette . Being quite generous, caring, and respectful within communications, and is a bit socially shy, but that doesn't deluge his friendship capabilities. He knows hoe to synthesize with your commotion, local problems, and other cumbersome assignments or events halting your progress. Truly grateful of what he haves, don't be deceived by his Steam or his profile, since he's a great individual, and I rather prefer him as how he desires. - XxX360QuickScoperXxX

+rep. fast as light

rep, fast and fair!