Hail Mary, full of grace,
The Lord is on your side.
Blessed art thou among clutchers,
And blessed is the fruit of thy case, a knife.

Holy Mary, mother of skins,
Pray for us low-floats now,
And at the hour of our rank derank.

Amen — or A-WP-men.

w man holy rich

signed by epidemic <3

we finally playing a match together 2k hours after you beat my #1 just smile

hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you're still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn't want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, and your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad.

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