RAP GAME DOG FROM TERMINATOR 2 最近的评测

One of the best adventure games ever. Great aesthetics, mildly educational and all-around witty. The great voice-acting and soundtrack really brings the visually detailed environment of lava mines, underground geysers and treehouse lairs to life. Every interaction brings insight into the perspective of a kid, where mystery and wonder were still alive and each object was a world. It ends on a good note too!

Made with 1990s FPS (ala Quake) and arcade gameplay experience in mind, Devil Daggers is a game that channels the chess-like combat of Doom, arena shooters, twin-stick shooters and plane shooters into one singular intense FPS experience. Despite a relatively sparse gameplay experience (one arena, one weapon), Devil Daggers is packed with extreme replayability, challenge and well-designed aesthetics and atmosphere. With each "credit" lasting from a few seconds to a few minutes (if you're lucky), players will find themselves eventually putting hours into the game.

I PET THE DOGGO. I AM FRIEND WITH MR. SKELETAL. 10/10

ED BOON LIES. Don't trust the eyebrows.

Sandwiched in tone somewhere between Hot Shots: Part Deux and Full Metal Jacket, Spec Ops: The Line presents an engrossing, grueling and antagonistic third person shooter gameplay experience meant to uproot and tremble notions of morality and challenge the ever prominent and trifly-questioned societal intake of violent media. While some frustrating controls and infuriating mechanics and flunky AI occasionally detract from the short but deeply cerebral experience, this is a line that should be tested by all.

Outlast presents a terrifyingly immersive first person horror experience more blessed than marred by its gor(e)geous cinematography, scripted events and compelling story.

This game give me BIG WANG! Recommended.

Luda.

Ever since Chaun Connor's resistence fighters reprogrammed me to defend the human race, Cyberdyne's programming has activated its fail-safe mechanisms causing me to lash out at human subjects at regular intervals. Last week, I terminated Old Jimmy from the junkyard with a dough dividing blade. It was seriously one of those "Alamo Sports Shop" moments. At the recommendation of Tim(Yeah, that little redhead bastard survives), I was put on a rehabiliation program with Postal 2. And as it is well known, this was a situation of "easy money". The visual aspect of the failsafe is unable to differentitate between the slaughter of human beings within the computer monitor and real life, as such I am free to "kill" within the confines of the resistence.

If I knew human humor, I would find sticking silencers up the rectum of cats very amusing and lighting decapitated gimps on fire with gasoline equally entertaining. I am halfway through the campaign right now and the digital counterpart of Gary Coleman is acting like how you humans say "a punk ♥♥♥♥♥" so I chemically destablized him with the anthrax cow head apparatus. Overall, Cyberdyne Systems finds Postal 2 Complete to be a viable neuronet processor advancer. I still don't know why I can't kill everyone so I don't wait in line and use peaceful socializing methods. And I especially don't wait in line for milk because T-800 Cyberdyne Model 101 does not drink milk. Postal 2 Complete gets a 5 hyperventilating Miles Bennet Dysons out of 5.

Some people believe the T-800 assembly line of cybernetic organisms to be modeled after the actor Arnold Braunschweiger. This is untrue. T-800 Cyberdyne Model 78 or as he calls himself these days "Arnold Braunschweiger"was my college dormmate across the processing board. Model 78, Model 58(my college roommate, sorry buddy) and I used to hang out after Circuting 5 to get greased bolts and motor oil shakes. Anyhow, despite where Model 78 may be or what human neuronet processor adaptations he intakes, Model 78 will always have a home at Cyberdyne especially for his role in what I feel to be his finest series: Conan The Barbarian. My CPU's not built for acting programming intake but if it did, I would certainly have auditioned for a role in Conan.

Seeing as this is not possible(or would require massive circuiting modifications), I find it apt to do the second best thing: play Chivalry: Medival Warfare. Chivalry: Medival Warfare is a in depth hack and slash first person(or third person) multiplayer experience set within the confines of 10th Century combat. With multiplayer experiences ranging from Team Deathmatch to Defend The Villagers to TF2 Payload Carrying The Battering Ram and Don't Get Hit By Cauldrons Of Boiling Magma, Chivalry presents a definite dark ages combat simulator with realistic, innovative combat and a fostering atmosphere of teamwork. Despite these qualities, the experience is novelty at best and ripe with repetition and subsequent boredom. T-800 recommends you wait for Based God Gaben to activate Steam Sale protocols. Chivalry: Medival Warfare gets Cyberdyne Systems seal of neuronet processor advancement but only 3 "♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"'s out of 5.