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ALBATROSS 2024 年 7 月 14 日 下午 12:59 
The shooter missing his shot really just reminded me about how I missed my shot with you. Guess I'll be casting my ballot for my second term as your man this november.
Socks 2020 年 10 月 1 日 下午 7:50 
It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀
ALBATROSS 2019 年 6 月 25 日 下午 5:59 
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SecretSgtAdams 2018 年 10 月 17 日 下午 8:13 
How to be sleezy.
ALBATROSS 2018 年 10 月 17 日 下午 6:25 
what did yeezy teach him
Socks 2016 年 10 月 19 日 下午 6:47 
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ALBATROSS 2016 年 10 月 19 日 下午 2:42 
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SecretSgtAdams 2016 年 2 月 11 日 上午 12:14 
Are we fishing yet?
Socks 2016 年 2 月 11 日 上午 12:03 
dude doesn't even know about cod -rep
Socks 2015 年 12 月 18 日 下午 5:11 
claimed he was my father then chased me into the woods trying to kill me -rep
Freet 2015 年 6 月 14 日 上午 1:58 
Today i beat the iron keep and killed the pursurer in literally 1 try. I didn't get hit once and parried him like 5 times. I was level 99. #masterful
SecretSgtAdams 2014 年 12 月 7 日 上午 1:55 
Whilst working my job as a store clerk, some schmuck from a tour agency came busting into my establish, spouting obscenties and racial slurs as he was grabbing food stuffs from the counters.
I would like to say that his manner and professionalism should be tested by his superiors seeing as how he was still in uniform.

Though, he did pay for his oreoes and potato chips with a twenty dollar bill and didn't ask for change. +rep
Socks 2014 年 12 月 7 日 上午 1:23 
Probably the best Iowa tour guide I've ever hired, really good energy and enthusiasm. Never refused to take the tour to any given place and wasn't afraid of deviating from the routine, clearly passionate about his job.

At one point got out of the car and left for five minutes to buy oreos and potato chips -rep
SecretSgtAdams 2014 年 9 月 7 日 上午 8:43 
just closed its eyes and let it happen +digg
ALBATROSS 2014 年 9 月 6 日 下午 11:31 
just closed my eyes and let it happen -rep
Socks 2014 年 9 月 6 日 下午 11:18 
just closed his eyes and let it happen +rep
ALBATROSS 2014 年 8 月 21 日 下午 2:21 
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SecretSgtAdams 2014 年 7 月 28 日 下午 6:55 
Acted like a good alarm clock when he played David Bowie outside my bedroom window like he was John Cusack in a trenchcoat. Loved that movie. +rep
disgruntledwombat 2014 年 6 月 20 日 下午 11:30 
The applause will surely shake the building to it's core. But luckily, the steel support beams were made out of Rearden metal so the building only crushed the looters in the back seats. The Academy Awards implodes from the sheer power of capitalism, and Ron Paul becomes the supreme leader in lieu of Ayn Rand
disgruntledwombat 2014 年 6 月 19 日 下午 11:17 
The subtitle is actually "Who is John Galt?"... This is probably the worst thing that's ever happened and I really hoped it was a joke at first, but even more I fear it will tarnish the acting legacy of our beloved Ron Paul. Namely, his tittilating appearance in Bruno. The good news is we might get to see Glenn Beck thrashing around and pretending to be relevant again, so that has to count for something
SecretSgtAdams 2014 年 5 月 4 日 上午 11:45 
Wasn't afraid to inform me about setting up a camera regarding a customer who wanted that "extra mile."

+rep
ALBATROSS 2014 年 5 月 3 日 下午 10:52 
Wasn't afraid to go the extra mile for customer satisfaction

+rep
Freet 2014 年 5 月 3 日 下午 6:54 
Gave him a briefcase of unmarked bills and was given a brand new human kidney. Really saved me money by cutting out the middle man (pun intended). Its nice to know that there are still honest organ harvesters out there. +rep
SecretSgtAdams 2014 年 1 月 13 日 下午 11:01 
Managed to get my brother out of some mob trouble.
+rep
ALBATROSS 2014 年 1 月 13 日 下午 5:45 
upvote, saved me 40 dollars
Bert 2014 年 1 月 8 日 下午 11:11 
+rep.. just a boss. traded games for his tf2 stuff.
SecretSgtAdams 2012 年 11 月 16 日 下午 10:26 
Hot damn, I wanna rip apart your lips and nail them to a mannequin so I can kiss them whilst you sit in a puddle of your own misery and self-loathing LIKE I HAVE FOR THE PAST YEARS.
happymeals 2012 年 7 月 12 日 下午 3:14 
dat avatar
Shunken 2012 年 5 月 27 日 下午 9:08 
awesome trader +rep!
ALBATROSS 2012 年 5 月 3 日 下午 2:09 
u so kewi
Freet 2011 年 7 月 10 日 下午 4:18 
smoke weed errday
disgruntledwombat 2011 年 7 月 6 日 下午 1:00 
I like tikkitz therefore I am commenting here
ALBATROSS 2011 年 7 月 2 日 下午 5:23 
NEVER
Oistuh 2011 年 2 月 12 日 上午 9:35 
is amnesia a good game?
happymeals 2010 年 12 月 16 日 下午 5:52 
GIVE ME THING PLOZ
happymeals 2010 年 12 月 16 日 下午 5:52 
i DON'T LIKE
ALBATROSS 2009 年 11 月 16 日 下午 5:38 
Your profile is hillarious.