"Where's the king of Ohio?"

"He's busy mewing to skibidi."

"Finally, a worthy opponent. Our mog battle will be legendary. You knew I was the Ohio sigma, you always knew. But when Goonway said I had L rizz and I had a level 0 gyatt, what did you do? Nothing! You're just a big, fat beta!"

"I'm not a big fat beta...
I'm the fat sigma."

Lets begin.
Edge.
Edge.
Have you ever been on an Edging Streak? Edge.
Edge.
Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.
Edge.
When youre not performing your Edging, do they make you Goon? Edge.
Edge.
Rizz.
Rizz.
Whats it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma to Sigma? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you long for having your heart rizzed? Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you dream about being rizzed?
Rizz.
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne, Rizz.
Rizz.
Do you feel theres a part of you thats skibidi? Rizz.
Rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Why dont you say that 3 times? Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.
Skibidi edge rizz.

its rough times out here man

mog eat mog world

HAPPY DRAKE’S ♥♥♥♥ THURSDAY 🍆🇨🇦 to ALL my CHAMPANGE 🍾PAPI’S 👴🏼 & MAMI’S 👵🏼 who CELEBRATE 🎉🥳🎣 we were SLAPPED 👋 across the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♀️ with a LEAK🚰 of none other than the SIX 6️⃣ GOD’S THICK HOG 🐗🐗💪 Our PHONES 🤳 were SINGING 🗣️ O, CANADA 🇨🇦 as we OGGLED 👁️👁️

Buy a man eat fish, he day...

Teach fish man, to a lifetime.

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