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After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye nest to take a Kanye rest, he didn't wake up feeling his Kanye best, he had a pain in his Kanye chest, then he'll get Kanye dressed with his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye quest, he goes to church and becomes Kanye blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye guest, then to school to take his Kanye test, and then after his Kanye test, he had a lot of Kanye zest, so he had a Kanye fest, he forgot to brush his teeth, did he run out of Kanye crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye pest, it's something he would have never Kanye guessed.