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PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:25

The earth is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flat. Call me crazy, but it's true, and I have scientific evidence to support my claim. First of all, if the earth was round, then how the ♥♥♥♥ would fish and ♥♥♥♥ be swimming around in the ocean? Hell nah. The water would fall off the earth and the fish would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flying around and ♥♥♥♥. You tryna tell me gravity holdin em down? Lmao y'all watch too much ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Star Wars bruh, there ain't no force. And if you stand on top of your house and look into the city, do you see it curve and ♥♥♥♥? Hell nah. The earth is flat.

PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:25

This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:24

Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird.

PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:24

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain.

PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:24

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:23

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Duskfallen Aviana. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her bird a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Duskfallen Aviana pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:19

Hi this is a salesman from Viagra and since you bought 1,000 bottles in the past year we are offering you the deal of a lifetime. We are of course saying would you like to become a spokesperson. With this deal you will get 1,000 bottles all you have to do is just throw it out there how great Viagra is.

PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:19

Hi this is a representative from Under18Boys and we would like to tell you that someone may have hacked your account. The reason why we are telling you this is because every day someone is online and watching about 18 hours a day. We are warning you this also your 4 year membership is almost up please send another 600 dollars for 1 year, another four year membership will be 2,400 dollars would you like to continue.

PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:16

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PandaLiz 2018 年 6 月 9 日上午 8:16

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters

- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9

- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies

- 6x Magnum condoms

- 5x Bananas

- 1x Small Condom

- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream

- 1x Deag's Rust Career

- 1x Gay Poster

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Thanks for your patience,

Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.