Happy PI 3️⃣.1️⃣4️⃣ day you dirty SLUTS 😏👅!! Are you ready for some mathema🍆♥♥♥♥♥🍆?? Get 🕓READY🕓 to measure the cir💦♥♥♥💦ference when you 🙌🏼THROW🙌🏼 that 👅🍑ASS🍑👅 In a circle ⚫️⚪️!! 😫DADDY😩 only gives his 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦 to the most mathema🍆🍆♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 SLUTS 👌🏼😩!! SEND TO 1️⃣0️⃣of the 😏🙊NASTIEST🙊😏 hoes you know!! Get 0️⃣ back and you get 🙅🏼🚫NO 💦💦CUMMIES💦💦 for a WHOLE YEAR 👀! Get 5️⃣ back and you get to 🙌🏼 THROW 🙌🏼 that 👅🍑ASS🍑👅 for 👨🏽daddy👨🏽 all 🌜NIGHT🌛. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you the 😩😈NASTIEST😈😩 SLUT OUT THERE 😅😱 and you gonna be gettin that good mathema🍆🍆♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 While u 📐📏measure 📏📐 the cir💦💦♥♥♥💦💦ference of that 😩👌🏼👌🏼🍆GOOD ♥♥♥♥ 😩🍆😂!!!

BOO 😨😱!! Sorry 🙇 did I 👁 scare 😱 you 👉?! WASSUP 👋 GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING 🉐❌ THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS 😏 UR 🅱 A HALLOWEEN 👻✝ 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every ☝ year ⏳🗓 in Cocktober 🍆🎃 the jack 😪 o ♥♥♥♥🎃 comes 🍆💦 to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming 💦😩🍆 to harvest 👨🏽‍🌾🌽 🍁🍂🍃 his 💦 hoes 🎄 for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send 📩 this to 10 🔟 other Halloween 🎃🕸 Hoes 🎄 or else 😩 you 👈🏼 a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU 👉🅿 GET 🔟 4 💦 BACK ⬅ UR 🅱 A THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 TREAT😋 IF YOU 👉🏼 GET 🉐 6 🕕 BACK 🔙 UR 🅱 A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👙👠 WITCH 😀 ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT 🍑 IF YOU 👈 GET 🉐 10 🔟 BACK 🔙 UR 🅱 THE SPOOKIEST 👻💀 ♥♥♥♥ 👅❤ ON 🔛 THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃

HO 🎅🏻HO 🎅🏽HOE🎅🏿, CANDY CANE ♥♥♥ 👅GUZZLERS👄😉, 🦃 Hoevember 🦃 is officially over 😭😩and we are now already 6 days📅 into 🎄DICKcember! 🎄THAT MEANS OLD 👨🏻‍🦳ST. 🙏♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! 😏💦💦Up on the housetop🏠, ♥♥♥♥ 🍆♥♥♥♥ 🍆♥♥♥♥🍆, down 👇through👀 the shaft🍆 comes old St. NICK🎅🏻🍆. NICHOLAS LIKES FEET 🦶so make sure to leave your shoes 👞👞out on the porch to accomodate ♿️his massive FOOT 👣👣FETISH. He might even leave some of his TOYS 😏and CANDY😉 in your shoes🦶🦶 as a THANK you😏. JOLLY😂😂 OLD ST DICKOLAS💦, LEAN YOUR WEEN 🍆THIS WAY, DONT YOU TELL A SINGLE SOUL WHAT I’M GOING TO SAY,😏😏😏. Send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your closest ho ho hoes💋💁😱🍆 💋or the only white liquid inside of u on st nick day will be egg nog 💦🍳😭

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Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥..