Okay so this game, although good, is definitely not a dating simulator and more like a short "pick your story" game. I was quite disappointed as my loins yern for the Colonel and I never had a chance to kiss (or do other various activities with) that sexy man. I felt like I was promised to Colonel and as soon as I had the chance to rip off his clothes at his place I was told it "Wasn't that kind of game". Such a disappointment.

(In all seriousness, good game. Fun enough to waste an hour or two on with a couple of friends. Remembering that it's just a publicity stunt, the game wasn't half bad mechanics/design wise either.)