rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

Ngl, I have this irrational fear of a large man coming in and forcefully ripping me off a public toilet only to sit down and take a ♥♥♥♥ of his own. It just feels like such a vulnerable situation that I don't know that I could even retaliate. One second I'd be attempting to type witty retorts on Reddit, and the next, I'd be pants down, laying on a wet bathroom floor with an unwiped, half-empty ass. Of course, I would feel anger, but I think that my confusion and embarrassment would overpower that emotion. I would just pull up what I could before running away to my vehicle and crying uncontrollably.

-rep hasnt carried me to plat yet

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+rep cool dude