Hey can you give me a ride to work? I work at the burger king at the mall. Yeah, it's not glamorous. But sometimes these 300 pound white chicks come through. You know, the ones where their shoes are lopsided because they weigh so much, their payless footwear just can't support it? Yeah seeing those humpbacks brings me so much joy. I've actually gotten used to working with a rager from it. I'd love to bend one over the flattop grill and rail her as she stuffs her face with one of our Double Whoppers. (only $9.18!) I'd keep my uniform on. Anyways, I don't have gas money but you can have one of these adderal I stole from my mom's purse.

I once broke into Sears when they were closed and stole 40 dollars from the register. I was caught on camera and the police showed up at my house the next afternoon, but I wasn't there. I was out seeing Star Trek 6, the undiscovered country. I got home and my father brought me into the garage and struck me with jumper cables. I was grounded for the remainder of my summer vacation. My father, believing that my best friend Raymond was a bad influence, went to Raymond's house and had a long talk with his mother. I believe he cheated on my mom. He came back very late and struck me again with the jumper cables, this time for ruining the VCR. Later in the week my dog Charlie was euthanized because he had stomach cancer. I felt terrible about it for months, which caused me to be viewed as weird and introverted by my class during most of my freshman year. I failed math. When it's quiet and I stop thinking, I hear voices in my head that sound like radio commercials.

back off, they're mine

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IM SORRY FOR HEALING I WAS TESTING OUT MY INCANTATIONS

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