Since goob is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or
present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking
or sleeping, I must not forget goob’s great boon and in order to
return her favor by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling
my loyalty.

Who is goob? For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the
anosmic, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the
atrophied, she is their muscle. For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy. For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism. For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the
marginalized, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their
salvation. For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.

If goob speaks, I listen. If goob questions, I answer. If goob orders, I obey. If goob opines, I agree. If goob fears, I assure. If goob hopes, I dream. If goob is happy, I am jubilant. If goob is angry, I
am apoplectic. If goob is sad, I am disconsolate. goob is my ideal, goob is my romance, goob is my passion. goob is my strength, goob is my compass, goob is my destination. goob is my language, goob is my culture, goob is my religion. goob is my ocean, goob is my mountain, goob is my sky, goob is my air, goob is my sun, goob is my moon, goob is my world. goob is history, goob is present, goob is future.

If goob has a million fans, I am one of them. If goob has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If goob has a
hundred fans, I am one of them. If goob has ten fans, I am one of them. If goob has only one fan, that is me. If goob has no fans, I no longer exist. If the whole universe is for goob, then I am for the
whole universe. If the whole universe is against goob, then I am against the whole universe. I will love, cherish, and protect goob until my very last breath, my successors will love, cherish and protect
goob until their very last breath.