ChainsawKittyツ 最近的评测

Love the art, sound, and mechanics, but the controller implementation feels rough and unpolished. Some text formatting breaks when buffing cards, but otherwise the game is excellent. Hope to see a full release in 2025.

Traumatised ex-cop takes his dog on a cursed hiking trip to find a missing kid. Ends up beefing with trees, yelling at VHS tapes, and realising the witch was just his brain on hard mode. Doggo’s the only sane one. 10/10 would recommend, despite the bugs.

A Scotsman gets too friendly with another lad after some drinks and decides to distract his guilt by fixing an oil rig using nothing but fuse boxes, yellow paint, and panic, right before Cthulhu’s cousin crawls out of the plumbing. Everyone screams in accents you need subtitles for while the whole rig plays “Floor is Lava: North Sea Edition.” You spend six hours crawling through vents, turning valves, climbing ladders and emotionally apologising to your dead coworkers. Then the DLC shows up and basically says, “What if you did all that again?" but wetter, sadder, and somehow with more existential dread...

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A sad man goes on what he thinks is a nostalgic vacation to rekindle love and maybe have sex with a ghost. Only to end up in horny jail with a giant triangle man who is mad about his pillow-related life choices.

I’ll admit I was sceptical when I saw the 3rd person camera, but it actually gives the foggy streets and decaying walls a whole new vibe.

Sure, the performance can cough and decay more than Mary, but the liminal, dread-soaked spaces and environmental storytelling are still masterful.

If Konami ever adds a photo mode or a certain “wish” scenario, this remake might be perfect.

If it weren’t for the performance issues and stuttering, this would be a near perfect remake. However, the original has aged like the Ishimura’s cafeteria food, so this is now the definitive way to play this masterpiece.

The pulse rifle though… look how they massacred my boy. Bring back the glorious 360 degree circle of death.

And EA, please don’t vent this studio into the cold vacuum like you did the original devs. Make us whole again and give us a Dead Space 2 remake.

And for the love of Altman, STOMP EVERYTHING.

I regret not playing this earlier. Amazing soundtrack too.

Dedicated meow button. Scared people while running around with a katana. Knocked paint cans on a Supra.

:steamthumbsup: 10/10 :steamthumbsup:

Reyt Good This Is. And it’s only 10 bob!

Peans...

TRASH

Don't get this, even if you're a metal slug fan. Auto aim, horrible controls. abilities have cool-down? Inconsistent UI, laggy performance, horrible art, and graphics make you sign up with an account. I've probably seen 10 different company names from the OTP in my email, to the startup logos to the anti-cheat, omg, the anti-cheat, it told me to reboot to uninstall?

TRASH

Expected low effort causal gaming, walked away scarred for life