I heard this f&g unboxed a factory new custom paint job blue MAC-10 skin, bully him.

VVV

this guy is really cute

based and cool goy

i'll punish your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass

i have divine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ intellect you want to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by God?

This guy is tall as hell

The other day, Christmas time, I was jerking off to John Lennon's Two Virgins cover, when all of a sudden I heard shoutings and bangings downstairs. I went closer to see what was happening when I saw my father raising his fist in front of my mother while she screamed helplessly. It was then when, excited, I shouted ''John Lennon reference! Jahn beet the wif!!!!''. My parents stopped their shouting, turned around, and looked at me down with disgust. My mother started crying. My father told her ''it's okay honey, I'll take care of this''. Then he grabbed the broom and chased me, cursing and uttering words full of disappointment.

As I ran through the living room, the front door appeared before my eyes, so I outsmarted my father and escaped.

Now I'm living with my aunt (another Jahn reference!!!11), and as I write this, I curse the day John Lennon was murdered, because now my chances to get revenge from that granny looking junkie britbong are zero.

+Rep sent me some greasy ass beans to make these farts even bigger

TLDR: Homosexuals are ruining America and we need to protect our children.

Why I can't stand homosexuals.

They're to damn sexual with their tight clothes and muscley arm with popping veins. It makes me so mad I just want to wrestle them to the ground. But they're probably stronger than me and they'd pin me down and start kissing me. That's how you catch the gay. Next thing you know you don't find your wife attractive no more and you're sneaking out while she's asleep to go to the glory hole off I-80. That's how you catch a cold sore you gotta tell your ugly wife that it was from sharing a beer. You swear you'll never go back, so you start a grindr account and find a few guys to start running a train on you and go to your car and cry for a few hours.

I will sing the six seven song and you will sing along (Six seven)
We will sing the six seven song and you will sing along (Six seven)
I will sing the six seven song and you will sing along (Six seven)
We will sing the six seven song and you will sing along (Six seven)

best tuna roleplay enjoyer 10/10 would tuna roleplay again

Have you ever considered- what the hell is that?!? DUDE! Is that a - is that a hurts the green burn ball? Putting in the Shrek soap. Ok, ok, ok, could you ever imagine is that, you ever had a Shrek soap in there as a bar soap, and also what kind of flavor is that? It's kind of an Apple looking? Ok what kind of a smell is it? Is that like a sour apple or something else like that actually? Ok you ever considered about, lookin up this kind of a Shrek soap in there, like saying "Yo, what kind of a soap is it?" Is it like green soap? Ok. Green. Like Kryptonite. Shrek soap. Bro, I wouldn't even imagine if it's going on about this one actually ever since, what is going on about a Shrek soap, inside of a 100° ball? Like, look at that metal ball though. Looks like uhm, looks like a lot of burn, like don't touch it though, it's hot. Well, remember guys, don't touch the stove. It's super hot and it'll burn your hand.

I pray to God they don't create a catboy

(Male cat owner here. ) It's a fact that Japan is trying to create human-animal hybrids. Now, the thing is that, it would be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horror movie if they are successful on actually creating them. Just imagine, if you adopt one, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walks around your house flashing his butthole, not that I mind if it's fema-. Anyways, you would see everyday, your catboy taking a massive ♥♥♥♥ while staring at your soul. Like bro, I've heard horror stories from normal cats, mine has no balls but I've heard that some cats are capable of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, your arm, face, and then cummin* on you. Yes, cats will absolutely ♥♥♥♥ you if they don't have females nearby, including your cushions and plushies, now compare if they are actual half humans. Just imagine you come home and see your cat raw dogging your girl. You will have to overdose that little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with tons of catnip, because it will be a horror story otherwise.

They aborted my girlfriend

I can't stop thinking that the woman who would have fallen in love with me was aborted in this timeline, and that's why I'm alone. In another timeline, her mother didn't abort her, and she grew up to fall in love with me. I must be very happy there, but here I'm a failure. Without a doubt, my aborted girlfriend would have loved me, and I wouldn't be sad.

So here I am, playing with the new VR console which allows you yourself to actually enter the gaming universe. Me being me, I chose Skate 3 since I have always loved this game.

As I load up Skate 3, Coach Frank appears on the Skate 3 Tutorial and tells me to do several tricks, I comply. He then tells me to jump this gap while doing a Tailwalk, so i try to do it and sadly I failed.

Coach Frank then runs up to me and starts shouting “WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WAS THAT BOY?!”, he then grabs me and says “GET GET GET OVER HERE AND TRY THAT AGAIN”. I attempted it again, but failed. I see him running over to me and he starts pulling my trousers down and starts whipping me with his belt, “Yeahhh boy, you like that? This is what happens when you fail such a simple task”, and I say “What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing Coach?! You’re meant to be helping me learn how to skate?!?!”

Well… I have a long history of this. I’ve ♥♥♥♥♥♥ many different things over the years from pillows, rolled up sleeping bags, furniture, to fleshlights and so forth, but one of the things I’m most passionate about being intimate with are my cars. I love em, and I love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them! I have one in particular, a classic with a vinyl split bench seat, and my ♥♥♥♥ fits perfectly in the seam between the backrests. If I put a little sex lube in there, it’s only seconds before I’m blowing my load! Otherwise with newer bucket seats, the gap between the seat and headrest works. Or just simply hump the seat outright, lube or no. Heck, I even ♥♥♥♥ the steering wheel! Honestly, my ♥♥♥♥ has touched just about every part on both my cars inside and out by now.

I feel like this is a safe place to confess. She’s somewhere in the Miami canal. I don’t get too close, but sometimes I drive slowly on the highway just to see if everything still looks… the same. The water level has dropped a bit. That makes me nervous. I haven’t slept well in months. I still hear the sound of the impact some nights. It was quick. I don’t think she even saw it coming. I changed jobs. Deleted my socials. Sold the car. I have an escape route planned in case things go wrong. I spend hours looking at the map. Colombia seems like a good option. Jungle, heat… no one asks too many questions there. Nothing’s come up in the news. Not a word. That’s good. Silence is the only sign I have that things are still under control. And yet… I keep thinking about what I did. It was an accident. At least that’s what I try to believe.

I want a ♥♥♥♥, I want a ♥♥♥♥ so badly. Where is my ♥♥♥♥? I hate that I was born a girl because I have a vagina that I have to prevent from bleeding once a month, I’d much rather have a penis. I’m so sad. I want to slide it into a warm mouth, frot with another guy, penetrate a girl or a guy.. a strap on will not do it, there is no feeling in it. If phalloplasty had all the sensation of a natural penis I’d get it, and I’m not even kidding. I don’t necessarily even want to transition to a man, I just want a functional ♥♥♥♥.

I’m so sad that I can get pregnant and that women can get pregnant in general and not men, because I just want to ♥♥♥♥ a guy and get him knocked up and watch my ♥♥♥ drip out of his ass.. oh, the things I could’ve had. Why wasn’t I born a man, where is my cool juggernaut equipment.

Deltarune took so long to release I could give zero ♥♥♥♥♥ abt it.

true bio btw

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gg add me

yo if you're talking about cs2 im not sure if i can stomach that anymore lmfao, but honestly i could probably play fortnite or some other slop.

Better see you on the game soon

lmao

Play this at my funeral! https://youtu.be/TMdHcqRGwR4

gg

I'm dead guys!

+rep probably eating cancer tacos making that bunghole ring for days on end. Other than that I guess pretty rad lmao

skipping around like rat fink!

You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art that I own.

Delete that screenshot.