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STOP HITTING ME WITH THE TOWEL IN THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER GYM CLASS!

Celluoid? More like Cell out! More like Cellulite! More like Celtzer water!

Only me and "dad" were so hungry that I started pouting 😞 He asked me if I was frustrated by "something delicious" and I asked him what and he said he would give me his "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". Yep! Yes, I drink them! The toughest dad! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm daddy's princess 👑 But I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! It makes me feel fluffy! It makes me feel good! It makes me feel every little thing I have to do ~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-what!

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Listen, I know we got off on the wrong foot but... *sigh.* Look, I’m not really the type to ask for forgiveness, and I know I kind of was a little awkward earlier but, I really need a gf and I don’t want to squander my chance with you. I feel like I’m wasting my life. I’m like, 32 years old and I’ve never had a gf. My mom says she will throw me out if I don’t get one soon, so if you find it in your heart, at least let me take you to Kelsey’s or something for dinner, and we’ll go from there.