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mint 2018 年 1 月 6 日 下午 7:04 
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wolf 2017 年 9 月 24 日 下午 8:44 
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Meep 2017 年 8 月 19 日 下午 10:19 
Hi, thanks for reading. I am in need of a girlfriend (GF) (female). To prove my commitment and convictions I have given up jackin it, I am now on 19 days. This is to prove how serious I am. Now I shall list the reasons why I deserve to have a GF.

1) I am very smart, I know a lot about anime and video-games. I also know a lot about philosophy and have even written some of my own writings on the matter of existentialism.
2) I'm very handsome and fit, because I don't eat junkfood and get proper sleep. I respect my body and I will respect yours as well!
3) I am rich because the government gives me money for being autistic, this is also why I have trouble making friends and having a GF
4) I do NOT watch porn. As of May 26, 2016 I have given up watching porn. I would rather jack it to pictures of you, or thinking of you. But I would prefer to have s_x.
Because I am a traditional Eastern Orthodox Catholic, I believe intercourse is only for producing life. So I hope your ready to be a mommy!
mint 2016 年 10 月 6 日 上午 12:39 
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TenTen 2015 年 7 月 8 日 上午 4:05 
really awful trader, spammed chat with memes for a good 10 minutes before finally accepting my trade request. then he tried to scam me by pretending a TF2 knife was a CSGO knife, and when i confronted him about it he kept typing "ITS JUST A MEME BRO" and "ITS A MEME YOU DIP" over and over. unsurprisingly, the trade never ended up happening.
-rep
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mint 2015 年 3 月 5 日 上午 2:46 
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Quick, post this to 10 other profiles to become protected against the 2015 Steam Virus!
mint 2014 年 12 月 23 日 上午 6:03 
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captDerry 2014 年 11 月 27 日 上午 2:56 
Великая слава Ростовской Odysside пусть медведи пить свежую кровь наших врагов !
Odysside 2014 年 11 月 27 日 上午 2:51 
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Знамя Советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!