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proud to be American 2017 年 11 月 14 日 下午 1:50 
@superhard he's not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like u who spectates teammates when he dies
NoF8 2017 年 11 月 13 日 下午 4:05 
don't dip out of h1z1 games...
NoF8 2017 年 11 月 13 日 下午 4:04 
u suck
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 11 日 下午 7:02 
YIKESSS SQUIRTLE YIKESSSS
bum 2017 年 11 月 11 日 下午 6:34 
imagine having 5.4k hours with a dead dad and a baby crying in a playpen begging for last weeks dinner
Coot 2017 年 11 月 11 日 下午 6:32 
I just thought I'd point out that squirtle LOVES big macs. Furthermore, take yo chubby Carl Wheezer lookin ass back to school squirtle. You couldn't spell, or structure a sentence if your life depended on it. Your life revolves around being an E girl on H1Z1. You can't accept there's other females who play and you're salty at them all, LOL. Don't worry, there's plenty of royalty one players to ♥♥♥♥ ride. Also, 5.4k hours? That's almost as much calories you consume in a day. Stick to being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 10 日 下午 3:22 
Angelina lmaooo shes crazy
omen † 2017 年 11 月 10 日 下午 2:24 
this gave me life
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 6:14 
Thing is nobody did carry me :) I have screenshots probably of every win on my top 10, difference is I didn't get carried. You did. You have the most hours of ANY girl and you're still the worst. Ellie didn't ask anyone for skins :P Keep being salty you have to have a reinforced chair so you don't break it.
Squirtle 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 6:01 
LMAO ASK HER WHY SHE WAS ASKING PEOPLE FOR SKINS AND MY FRIEND WAS GONNA GIVE HER A LAPTOP! LMAO ♥♥♥♥ OUTTA HERE!!! u got carried also lmao look at ur stats ur trash
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 3:40 
notice how he pulled the picture off my facebook and the post was 2 years ago? I'm sure if you ask him he'll give you my facebook so you can go check :) And yes he is lying, I ended our friendship because he got mad annoying and is a leech, I practically handed him thousands of dollars. and please explain how ellie is a gold digger, you're the one playing with royalty 1's so that they can attempt to carry your fat ass to royalty (Which they cant LOL, pathetic) 2 kills in a 39 kill win LOOOOL
Squirtle 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 3:37 
lmaoo yes i got exposed one time but the people i play w know dont have them xD lets talk about ur pimples lmao!!! xD and wait so ur friend of 7 years is lying that u ended ur friendship w him over ellis gold digger self xD lmao im weak af
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 3:27 
All 3 of those statements are false LOL, idk who you got those from but its false. Instead of your weight wanna talk about how many h1 guys have your nudes? They are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DISGUSTINGGG LOOOOL
Squirtle 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 3:24 
Lemme hear the comments about my weight lmao
Squirtle 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 3:23 
Lmao I love that ur banned! Lmao and u cant talk about someones education when you dropped out! Live I'm the basement of your parents house. Try to kill urself over egirls. Lmao I can't with this one. Enjoy ur ban :)
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 12:45 
You keep bringing up money, that's how I know you have none. Funny part is one of my parents makes more in a year than you & your parents combined. :) What's your net salary? 50k? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO thats a joke in itself.
bizarre 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 12:41 
I solo qued just TO ROYALTY the first WEEK of the season, you trashcan. You know ...royalty 5 ...the thing that took you 8 weeks and 2000 games to get with your 'friends'. Main difference is once i started playing with my own friends i went top 100 NA a week or two later, still in only a small fraction of the amount of time you waste on this game. My 'below basic education' nets me a higher salary than both your parents you live with combined and gets me higher ranks than you solo and group queing both (in less than half the time) so I'll take it. Your main goal is to literally LIVE on a video game 24/7 and play more than anyone else and get zero respect from anyone while you do it? Nice man. Enjoy. I know I will.
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 12:14 
Half your top 10 is also on ponchos top 10, yet you solo qued? hmm. I realize you lack in many educational fields, but if you haven't noticed my literal goal is to be hated by everyone on h1, and its working! If I wanted to be liked or respected, then I wouldn't talk ♥♥♥♥. I realize it's hard for you to comprehend with your below basic education but I hope this clears it up. Again, enjoy being a nobody on a game you're trying to be a somebody in. Keep TRYING to get nL somewhere, it won't work and thats why half the community calls nL a joke.
bizarre 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 12:04 
Id rather play on a team with my friends and get 10x further than you'll ever be (in less than half the amount of time you put in, LOL). Embarrassing
bizarre 2017 年 11 月 9 日 下午 12:01 
You play MORE THAN TWICE as much as I do. LOL. I also play with "friends" you trashcan. Lets compare. Me: less than half of your games played, top 100 NA, multiple private server invites, top team in CA... You: 2000+ games and 8 weeks JUST to get royalty (LOL i completely solo qued to royalty, so nice try on the "friend" excuse). 3200 games played and youre still royalty 4. LMFAO You Play more than any competitive player and have nothing to show for it except ♥♥♥♥ talking and your platinum friends. Once again ive made more than enough money in CS, I couldnt care less if I make money in h1. Do you know how many top 100 na players there are that dont get money from this game? nL is nowhere near the meme you are. Not 1 decent person on h1 respects you. Why are you so bad at H1 if you literally live on this game?
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 9 日 上午 11:29 
and you bring up qualifying, difference between me and you is I don't play to be a pro, I'd never in a million years want too, I play with friends. YOU play with a full team of wannabes trying to go pro and still you guys can't play/win an event :/ sad, really.
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 9 日 上午 11:23 
Why are you salty that you aren't making any money on a game you spend so much time playing? You play on a TEAM, if you were anywhere near decent you'd be somewhere. But you aren't. nL is a literal MEME LOL. Keep pretending you're good, sorry to break it to you but you'll never be pro :p
bizarre 2017 年 11 月 9 日 上午 10:49 
Nice bans btw. Stay small non-factor
bizarre 2017 年 11 月 9 日 上午 10:47 
Sorry 3200 games played this season. LOL. Stop telling other people they have no life when you have DOUBLE the amount of 5s games played as almost any TWO pro players COMBINED. You literally sit on h1 all day everyday and its all you do And its provable. You play MORE than people who get paid to play and talk about other peoples tome invested. LOL. Go outside dude. I dont get paid to play h1, thats fine, ive made more money in CS than you'll ever see outside of a work environment. Relevance? We are way more relevant than youll ever be. Youd know that if you ever played a non public game in your life (if only you qualified after 3200 games right? LOL ) Trust, youre the laughing stock of the H1 community and there is not a single decent pro or semi pro who thinks you're anything but a joke or gives you the slightest amount of respect. Keep being delusional man. I almost feel bad.
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 9 日 上午 7:42 
Pretty sure I don't have 4000 lmfao. How does it feel that you guys play on a team 24/7 and still are making it nowhere? You guys are my biggest fans and I love it <3 Thank you for your love I appreciate it. I'm sure one day you guys will be relevant, probably not but I'm praying for nL!
bizarre 2017 年 11 月 8 日 下午 7:22 
"h1 isnt my life" has 4000 games played this season
Hes cracked im pushing 2017 年 11 月 8 日 上午 8:27 
Remember when I was at the invitational and you didn't say ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lul ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the bans will keep rolling out. Tread lightly little fellow
Goodbye 2017 年 11 月 8 日 上午 7:46 
Poncho unlike your fat ass h1 isn't my life. You play h1 on a team and still make $0. Enjoy being nothing LOL
Hes cracked im pushing 2017 年 11 月 7 日 下午 4:18 
you are welcome on the ban ♥♥♥♥ head keep talking
proud to be American 2017 年 11 月 5 日 上午 12:12 
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
omen † 2017 年 10 月 27 日 下午 11:45 
signed by mom
Create 2017 年 10 月 27 日 下午 10:55 
buudy if you dont right now
Reqqu's Wife 2017 年 10 月 20 日 下午 4:35 
Savage ban
SmokelessArab 2017 年 10 月 17 日 下午 9:43 
kiss me
MUST BE 2017 年 10 月 16 日 下午 3:00 
+rep Got Bodied by MissTrulySquirtle
Goodbye 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 10:24 
Wreck did you enjoy just getting 2 tapped by me AGAIN? Stay irrelevant :)
bizarre 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 10:21 
4x more games, i also play for fun
Goodbye 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 9:46 
I play for fun?? You literally play for rank and still have made $0 from this game..thats sad lol
bizarre 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 9:40 
i take this serious yet you have 4x my games played and still can't even qualify for a single private server, lol.
Goodbye 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 9:09 
You take this game so serious as if you've made ANY money off it. Keep being irrelevant!
bizarre 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 8:06 
you LOL like you can even qualify for a non-event LOOOOL
Goodbye 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 8:02 
You act like CA/Scrims is an actual event LOOOOL
bizarre 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 7:45 
spectator life
Kreyzii 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 7:27 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
Goodbye 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 7:27 
You're such a fan of me I love it <3 Thanks for always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and losing your gun fights against me :)
bizarre 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 7:10 
grats on a pub fight, ur biggest accomplishment in your gaming career, see you in CA and chicken dinner, oh wait, no one will. Enjoy perma-spectating every event nonfactor
Goodbye 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 4:58 
Thanks for letting me clip me 1v4ing your whole team with no helmet :) Your team is a joke. Thank god Poncho was streaming
bizarre 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 4:40 
8 weeks and 1800+ games to get royalty, more than any 2 good players C O M B I N E D.
mojo 2017 年 10 月 13 日 下午 4:24 
1-1
proud to be American 2017 年 10 月 12 日 下午 8:50 
this daze kid lmao! hes so butt hurt.