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Listen lady, maybe YOU should invest in better plumbing before inviting ME over here..... (Granted I was uninvited but smh smh)

*Clears throat, dusts off my lap, does vocal exercises* No.

*Gravel noises* Sh1tters clogged. (again)

*Gravel noises* Sh1tters clogged.

7 kids in the sims..7 KIDS IN THE SIMS. OH MY GOD 7 OF THEM.

WERE FUKN CAWJK DESTROYAS

its YOUR fault!!!!

BLOCKED AND REPORTED TO REDDIT MODERATORSZ ! ! ! ! ! ! !

S-SHUT UP FEMALE

I have masturbated to nikocado avocado's onlyfans and I am PROUD TO BE A MUKBANGER. I'M ALLOWED TO BE FAT CAUSE I'M A MUKBANGER. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? I HAVE VIOLENTLY NUTTED TO NICKOCADOS COINSLOT ON NUMEROUS (VARIOUS)(MULTIPLE) OCCASIONS. AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN.

WOAH WHOS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER!?!?!?!??! and why is it u?

Hey

Basically I'm just gonna not get it (the vaccine!)

I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH I know.... I know....

It's just that I'm not gonna take it is all!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO I WILL NOT BE BROKEN BY THE LGBTQ WHITE AGENDA
IM A BLACK KING
IM A BLACK KING
IM A BLACK KING

IM A BLACK
KING

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-rep stop trying to take pictures of me through my window its waking my dog up in the middle of the night

i swear to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god these bots posting dumb "+rep" comments

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
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*ANGRILY STARES THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN* U-UMMMMM YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO MY LAST M-M-M-MESSAGEEEEEEE I GUESS YOU ARENT THE QT INNOCENT PRECIOUS E-GRIL i first THOUGHT! ! ! !

EXCUSE ME ARE YOU A G-G-G-G-G--G-G-G-G-G-GIRL? *SWEATS, FIDDLES WITH THUMBS, GULPS DOWN BIG GLOB OF SPIT* M-m-m-miss if you would let me play t-t-t-t-t-t-team fortress two with you I would trade all of my vintage (expensive!!) hats.. I could even show you how to play like a r-r-r-r-real pro! My xbox gamertag is: CuCkSlAyErxXxXx2300 , H-H-H-hope you add me maam!! I mean miss! I mean princess!! DOH! here I go doin it again,.. *rubs back of head like an anime character*

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no

Excuse me butts are part of my cultural heritage please remove yiurs right now..

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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

Do you do anal btw? A-as a joke...

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I have the child porn when youre ready for it

then i have to force myself to eat
im going to have to eat to survive
theres nothing to say
theres nothing to say
theres nothing to say
andipromisedmyselfiwouldnevercryonthischannelandhereiamcryingonthischannelitoldmyselfiwouldntcrybecauseiwouldgetdemonitizedonthischanneltoo
im ugly
im disgusting
everytime i look at myself in the viewfinder im like im so disgusting
ehehehehehehehe
im so disgusting
oh migosh
i have to be here rain or shine
because if i disappear that means im guilty
that means im so fake
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ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

SHUT UP ORLIN YOU ONLY DO TWO MUKBANGS A MONTH I DO THEM EVERY DAY YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE TO BE AS FAT AS YOU ARE LIKE ME. THEY LIKE ME BIG, THEY LIKE ME THICC, THEY LIKE ME CHUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psst...dude..so like..have you seen that stinky mukbanger...he like..eats pounds of rocks all day..like..thats all..what the heck dude..

I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger
I'm allowed to be a fat cuz im a mukbanger

whats your excuse?

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(UWU)XD😎rapes you, as you scream in pain and the barny theme song plays in the background while being streamed to your loved ones nuzzels you(:3)😝bust a fat nut inside you while fingering you "you like that dont you" ;) * slobers all over you while vomiting in your mouth and shoving live cockroaches in your eyes sockets then pouring salt and carolina pepers juice in you eyes while drilling a hole in ass untill your completely disfigured*(UWU) SEMPIE!XXXDgets a hover vacum called henry to suck up your insides "if you want me to stop call me papa salad ass"* then mixing your organs with carilona peper sauce with your organs and shoving them back in your ass amd your eye sockets then skinning you alive with sand paper and throwing you into a room filled with satanic furries* (^ )(UWU)XD😎*vores you* "does that feel good?;)

BEST GORL BY FAR HOLY SHIEEEEE

little polish ♥♥♥♥, you sound like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dying cat and micspams all game.

vac ban incoming ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser ♥♥♥♥

JOE MAMA.

Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.

Premade religions are for plebs. If you really want to do the religion thing, you have to make your own. Personally, I practice Penguinistic Idolatry. I worship a giant gilded penguin statue and pray to it four times a day. I abide by a very strict, very confusing moral/ethical system whereby I strive to foster as much penguiness as possible in myself. I believe that when we die, those of us who have achieved sufficient penguiness will ascend and reincarnate as penguins in the next life. Everyone else is doomed to a cycle of birth and rebirth as a human being. As far as I can tell, it is the only true religion.

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