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daaam...I wish I was Gandalf =( ggs

Judging by your profile, I can tell the beast inside is too difficult to contain... Do not resist the howl! I know the alure is taking over. Give in and join us! We believe and accept you as you really are <3

lol thanks. tried to make him look like the archangel

Your character is hot

+rep This absolute gigachad watched me buff for an eternity and then stylishly killed me in a way I could've never dreamed of. A real god gamer. Everyone be like Balrog

-rep this guy replaced my jar of mayonnaise with ♥♥♥

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Same weapons xd, +rep.

poleblade to poleblade communication

he timer

习近平主席和中华人民共和国已经为你做了死亡的标记

problem

-rep, extremely toxic, meta abuser, exploiter. all around ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, racist, homophobic, everything you can name. block this user, it's in your best interest.

masterbaiter

i ran him out of blue estus and helmet swap glitched, he tried the same and failed

yeah that guys really annoying he just endlessly spams

thiefy can only win with spell exploit and ganking, i dueled him on my pure mage and decimated him after also winning an invasion. needless to say he was fuming.

nobodys mad youre just desperate for affirmation. answer my question when you wipe the drool from your mouth and the tears from your eyes and youre ready

stay mad and ill do it again

- ganker
???? lol cope that you cant win actual fights

this guy is def maidenless

Nice match, that was pretty close

sure I get that. perhaps itd be cooler if you trolled gank squads instead of people clearing the game but its whatever, was just curious about the motivation

We're so far removed from the incident at this point, I cant even muster the emotion anymore.
Bro, I usually invade to troll, co-op to aid, depending on how my day went LOL.
Im sure you're a force to be reckoned with in an honorable fair duel, but invasion are for the griefing.
It wast personal.

but its definitely not the worst out there, the only nerf i think it should have is just less hitstun and/or status buildup, since i got hit once which chained into a second hit, got stunned by madness from the previous buildup through iframes, and obviously hit into the rest. all i asked was why you pointed down after something so dumb and boring, when i was dueling you instead of ganking like i could have, and had done nothing cancer. your response is uhhhh... the skill was from making a build and pressing 1 button, it was an effortless kill, and uhhh, "its a game." ok. doesnt explain the bm but it doesnt sound like im going to get anything better from you. also i didnt ask if youre a souls hipster nor is it relevant.

all 3 of these responses still sound like youre talking to the wrong person, im super confused. i have 50 vigor, the madness DID proc, and i didnt try to poise through anything. i already said the only thing i did was dodge. wasnt wearing bullgoat either, i barely hit the poise threshold to go through straight swords. im a faith/dex build, no blood or magic WAs. and lol... frostbite? are we playing the same game? anyways, i dont really care about you doing this in the first place, i think its cheese because in a certain situation (me being point blank range) theres basically nothing i can do. its pretty similar to the dragon breath spells at mid range when you cant rush to hit them out of it and you dont have the distance to outspace it, enough damage (easy to reach) and you just lose instantly.

One more thing.
And, dog, Im being real rn:

'♥♥♥♥ that works' isnt cheese.

Cheese is circumventing game systems with broken yet-to-be-patched Swiss.
Like your build. Just poise though anything with a blood/mag art. Dodgeroll, whats that? Just like the parry, the noobs see it as superfluous when you could more easily run in and mindlessly bash em like a chimp.

Cool build. Its like the Elden Ring starter kit except it went to your head and youre going around "Im A pVp'eR DaWg BuLlGoAt Got dA HiGhEsT NuMbErS""
Cringe.
And for the record, frostbite needs a nerf, not my Frenzied Flame ♥♥♥♥.

Madness spells have been nerfed twice in the last two patches. I blame myself for singehandedly creating the misconception theyre OP but its not the case.
Fire damage killed you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. There wasnt any madness proc.

Im level 120... as I said, players invade UP. Look at an invasion range calculator if simple math is hard. Being at lvl 150 meta and being that squishy makes it even more embarrassing for you tbf.
I have to make so many concessions elsewhere to get at this DPS, plus the Focus so I can tolerate the madness buildup on myself.

No, posting on non-friend profiles too much causes a 12 hr cooldown. idk how the notifications look on your end. A well-known Steam 'feature' so dont change the subject and dont imply Im intimidated by you in some way LOL. As for the MICHAEL INVASIONS thing, noted. I was mistaken but the point remains bc you went out of your way to seek me out and ask me about the intent behind a downward gesture in Souls PvP...

Elden Ring is a game dude.
I was playing Demon's Souls before it was cool. I dont put 'Souls vet' on my resume but yeah, Im nice at it.
Exhibit A - I effortlessly killed a guy whos done over 1000 invasions.

did you delete your comment? lmao degen

i have it in my name so people can tell its my account if they go to recent players. if im doing co-op i change it to (MICHAEL CO-OP) and if i switch to a different character i change the name. lol youre trying to scrounge up anything you can to not look like a tryhard. your "effortless kill" was pressing one button. also i meant 1000 invasions in this game not souls in total ive done way more than that, point was just to indicate i know how invasions are unbalanced

dog, who are you talking to? ive done over 1000 invasions. we were at 150, which is meta level. there was 2 people. the host, my friend, was fighting draconic tree sentinel. you came and i tried to duel you but you just pulled out some dumbass madness spam i cant dodge and then pointed down. and as i said, you didnt kill the host. i didnt try to block anything either, i was dodging the whole time. hence, the description: undodgeable. idk why you call me a "try hard casual" when i literally didnt attack once in our engagement. your post legit sounds like a copypasta its such an insane non-sequitur. "know your place" lmfao this is the sweatiest most desperate attempt at securing your own ego ive ever seen

oh sorry I lose track, i kill so many threesomes in a session. See, Id argue it takes skill to fine tune an original build, pure caster, not even at the PvP meta level, and effectively wield it against try hard casuals like yourself.
I gestured downwards bc of the aforementioned handicaps invaders get - an invader is literally designed to lose. Consider the fact that a host gets a furled finger for beating an invader, while an invader gets rune arc for killing host...enough said, but Ill go on:
Invasions go upward of your level, you have half the flasks. There are multiple people against you, usually 2 competent players co-oping aid for the noob (only noobs use summons, esp for the dungeon proper) plus any Hunters that may be around. I need to get in, kill the weak link, get out.

Know your place. Take the L and learn from your mistakes ie get gud.
FYI your mistake was trying to block elemental damage lol spare yourself the quick embarrassing 1v1

lmaoooo come at me bro

what lol. that isnt dodgeable point blank, and you didnt kill the finger the draconic tree sentinel did. also i asked why you pointed down after cheese not whether a 1v2 is fair (which, we werent going to do. i was going to duel you. moron)

1. everything is dodgeable

2. i killed you AND the finger; host has every advantage so dont blame me for getting crafty. it just feels like cheese to you, from way down there.

me and michaellllllllll
solid as they come

very legible sentence

what if i just did that though. and i did do that

i think youll find the game has a lot more to offer than pressing 1 button and then pointing down, you should try it sometime

yes

gg!!

Hilarious pvp

Hey! Thanks for the compliment on the cosplay! I'm glad you loved it!

i am so sorry Michael, I was Dagoth Ur and ended up killing you, but I got the kill for you!

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