Leben: a perfect circle is close enough to alternative without sounding gay

🌠: game is giving me a mental breakdown

Leben: I can't wait to tell everyone how bad their taste in music is and that their opinions are objectively wrong

Obi: the rainman meter has hit an all time high

Leben: German beer is crafted with the finest ingredients and is vintage dated
Leben: If I wanted Russian alcohol, I'd drink the 70% ethanol cleaning solution we use in lab

Leben: stop by france, see normandy beach, and then leave

Leben: warning shot to the chest
Leben: perfectly legal

Leben: man
Leben: I can't decide what's dumber
Leben: religion or astrology

Obi: had the weirdest dream
Obi: you had a little brother who looked like the madtv kid
Obi: and you hated him
Obi: so you brought him over to my house
Obi: and told me you wanted me to leave him in the desert
Obi: so we drove to the middle of nowhere
Obi: and left him on a sand dune
Obi: and on the way back you told me that desert had treasure in it
Obi: so we go back to find it, your "brother" is now gone at this point
Obi: snakes everywhere
Obi: wake up
Obi: what does this mean??

Leben: so james franco won an oscar
Leben: for immitating a guy who got constantly mocked for how bad his acting is
Leben: alright m8
Leben: poor tommy