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+rep great gal, who knows good toast when she sees it

Cute icon Dude! GG on tekken my guy ^^

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

hi wolfe

Can one ever be certain of the nature of their reality? The possibility of being no more real than our perceptions, or possibly much greater? The possibility of knowing only lies, or of knowing great truths? To assert knowledge is human, even if it may be more proper, less arrogant, to acknowledge that your beliefs and your facts may be misguidded and false. So, then, how much can we truly know? Things we accepted as absolute truths often crumble beneath new discoveries; it would only be reasonable to assume that the truths of today would be reflected on as products of ignorance by the men of tomorrow. Our perception is limited, and while we improve ourselves and our understanding with time, as we always have, mankind still often asserts that it knows all, when the truth is is that we know very little.

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I will spam emojis on the profile of whosoever I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ please

Hello, I dont think you know who you are messing with, if you spam emoticons on my boyfriends ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile again. I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you Brandon or what ever that britspeak is.

DO NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMMENT ON HIS PROFILE. HE SHOULD OF HAD IT PRIVATE LIKE MINE BUT HE DOESNT BECAUSE HE DOESNT LISTEN TO ME ANYMORE...

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, we are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax, said the night man
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave!

UwU

Yo yo yo
Gangsta man
My vocal cord
Is my gun

K-K-K-K-K-K-Keemstar
That's a name you should know
Keemstar
He's the star of the show
He's more than you think, he's got a wife and daughter
Killer Keemstar is the one
He comes right into the news
He comes right into the news
Give it all that you got, take your very best shot, he'll send it right back at you for sure, yeah

How can I help you, King Keemstar
I need everybody type in the chat "Kirby is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
That's what we do best at NME
You better get it with a Drama Alert guarantee

How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)

Tails was not so nervous anymore. Tails said, "Cream, I have lusted after your rabbit genitals since day one. I think you are the hottest woman I have ever been to. I know you are Charmy's GirlFriend, but toss him aside and let my penis murder everything inside of you." Tails took out his penis, and he was so in love that his penis was literally screaming.

"Wow," said Cream. "I did not know you felt this way, but I am glad you do, because Charmy Bee is a total gay." Cream reached over and grabbed Tails's penis and began to give it a good shake. She loved his boner with her hands and pulled him around the room by his penis like he was a wagon to get him more excited. Tails's penis was so big that it was about to burst like someone stepping on a tube of Colgate toothpaste. Tails could feel the semen bubbling up inside his penis like Santa going back up the chimney when he was done, and the presents he had left down in the house were Tails's balls, which were already there, though. Cream was getting hot, too. She did not take off her clothes but Tails could tell she also had a nerection.

And so begins a new age, the question is when?

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

And here I am, hungry for ♥♥♥♥ and semen again, begging for a master or mistress to take me and make feel like the worthless sex addict I truly am~ no matter what fetish you have or what are you... My slutty body will send you to heaven <3 However...I will only accept charismatic, literate role players... And NO one liners. I wait for you all, and use my slutty, addicted holes and make me your ♥♥♥ addicted ♥♥♥♥♥~

Deadly and sexy! A winning combination, wouldn't you say?

I'm a computer.
I'm a computery guy,
Everything made out of buttons and wires,
I'd like to show you,
Inside my digital life,
Inside my mind there is a digital mind.

nice meme 👌

waddup

oh ♥♥♥♥

exactly

What secret?

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Everyone comment on this profile "Brandon is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥"

Women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with. That decision should be made for them by rational men of intelligence. If women continue to have rights, they will only hinder the advancement of the human race by breeding with degenerate men and creating stupid, degenerate offspring. This will cause humanity to become even more depraved with each generation. Women have more power in human society than they deserve, all because of sex. There is no creature more evil and depraved than the human female. – Elliot Rodger