Chuck
Chuck Norris
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
8. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
9. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
10. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.



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1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
5. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
7. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
8. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
9. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
10. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.



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Dr.Shadowds 🐉 12 月 21 日 下午 10:10 
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newb 2020 年 11 月 21 日 下午 3:16 
0 signatures wrong - 0 friend - Mafia (signature/prayer etymology: Sicilian) - use law - DECALOGVE 10
[TMU]ZombieDude™ 2018 年 3 月 3 日 下午 12:18 
chuck your back?! is TMU zombie mod counterstrike source coming back too? I was a WCS admin, you guys remember me. Long time its been guys! Keep me posted
7Grid| r3n4z 2018 年 3 月 1 日 上午 9:52 
yes sir!
DJ | Wolf 2017 年 9 月 15 日 下午 5:42 
Chuck is back huh?
SoundStream 2015 年 12 月 12 日 下午 10:58 
down to rebuild TMU lmk