hey, i saw u in California 2 and i kno you tapped my discord, and were attempting to record me and my friends' voicechat. I heard the clicking sound, I know thats why you were following us around in the game trying to be "friendly" n strike up a truce. You also need to work on your american accent. For a ccp spy i'd expect you to be a bit more trained than that LOL. I dont know why china wants my data, maybe it's because of all the anti-comm rhetoric i help wake the masses up to online. I also kno about the giant bunches of wires running thru the bottom of the pacific. the ones responsible for everything we know as the WWW (world wide web). I also know china's intensions to cut them in half and ruin my business n livelyhood.
I reported you n hope steam wakes up to banning CCP sh hills who join games to tap voicechats. Tell Mao n Xi I say hi .also camping in corners to "doink people" over the head with a metal pipe is such a guy way to get kills you should really gro w a pair.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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