now if the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jiveyyy; just say: mare's eat oats, aND DOes eat oats, and little lambs eat ivyyyyyy---

We are proud to announce that Derty Harry™ has been sold to Fucc Man and Friends™ for one weed, thank you.

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i burnt the pizza in the oven i hate my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid chud life

this guy watches internet

i just ate a slice of little ceasers pizza (cold) with a cup of the buttery garlic dipping sauce and it was one of the lowest moments of my life.
the buttery sauce has a consistency of motor oil. it legitimately sticks on your hands as if it were straight up oil from a vehicle - that slick black kind that comes out to be replaced.
i don't know if i had ever wondered what motor oil tastes like, but honestly - seriously - i think i can now understand what the consistency is.
this was one of the lowest moments of my entire life. it did not taste good at all.