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Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys.
Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, it’s the White army vs. the Black army on a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield", because Chess only has one story map. As for the combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit is one-shottable. This means units with a really good movement abilities are broken. There aren't even combat animations or special effects. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Yawn.
Chess has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns, can't do ♥♥♥♥. The rest of the units suck ass. Rooks can only move 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Worst part is the king. You see, the Devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose. W-T-F? Good luck keeping him alive as he can only move one space at a time.
Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive games. Chess is not worth the time.
3 out of 10.

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