I need some volunteers to participate in a sweet contest where we ♥♥♥ micheal felcher for the longest amount of time. The current world record held by T "TPeP" "Cheese Itz" "Poptart" P is .083 seconds. I would recommend training for it as felch has a reallllllllllllllly tight hole and makes it near impossible to not spontaneously com'bust' into a million pieces of sweet sweet harmony. The planned meeting quarters is at dairy queen where felch is provided a 800 mg edible to try and calm him down for the night ahead. Inquires are to be submitted by 6/9/2069 for the planned 8/3/2083 date.
Contact to be considered:
803-833-8369 or
iwannafukfelch@aol.com