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Maybe the real Payday 2 was the friends we made along the way

🚨 PSA 🚨: If you ever find yourself in a room with Blananaba, do not, I repeat, DO NOT take a deep breath. It's like a toxic wasteland combined with expired deli meat and a forgotten gym sock. A small breeze could turn into a full-blown chemical warfare event. The smell follows you like a dark cloud—nothing short of a hazmat suit is recommended. Honestly, scientists should study it—this level of stank might be considered a new element on the periodic table. You’re like a human biohazard, bro, but with more pizza stains. 💀💨

Hello!, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on steam. I am quite popular around here, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention, or even message me right here. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are.
As I am a man of standard, and i do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

+rep has a big weenie

+rep gr8 teammate