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I say this with no trace of sarcasm, but this is one of the best, if not the best, stories I've ever experienced in my life. Medium aside, and just purely focusing on the story, Dr PinkCake is a genius mother[lover]. Though apparently he doesn't know the definition of an adult game, because last I checked I wasn't supposed to be cumm1ng from my eyes. Jokes aside, this game pulled heart-strings that I didn't even know existed. A phenomenal experience to put succinctly.

Go in blind, because that is how you can experience it to its full extent for yourself. I would suggest playing the game before reading my review, even though you would most likely reach a lot of these conclusions on your own, I still think my review has some afterthought value. The following is from the bottom of my heart. Normally I would try to make it entertaining or funny, but I honestly just want to get my raw feelings and thoughts out, because trust me there were a lot provoked by this game.

You heard the whole spiel from everyone else, you come in for a funny little porn game, and then end crying. I too heard that, and thought people were either joking or overexaggerating, and I was very proved wrong. This is not a porn game, this is a touching story VN, with adult elements. Do not come in expecting to whack off and close the game, because there is so much more to it. I genuinely believe that is part of PinkCake's genius, using a porn game as a medium to grasp you into his well-crafted story. I have only played through the game once, but I believe I got the best ending. However, when looking at the existing reviews surrounding this game I can see how others might have gotten a different ending and formed a different outlook on this game, or just hold a different view from mine, that's fine. Though in my perfectly indelible and definitive candid opinion, this has been the perfect, what I would call, Bait and Switch game, and probably the best money I've spend on any media/entertainment.

Basically every good story needs a dazzling twist, and this game was not short of one. It will leave you with your skeletal bones erect while your skin peels off and drops to the floor. The main characters you are presented with all have their own distinct personalities, traits, and soul , but well c'mon now no one can top Liam, that is the best friend one can have. The game also has a very distinct charm to it and after completing it, it has left a warmth whenever reminiscing about it. I yet again have to commend the story-telling and plot creation in Acting Lessons. It interweaved and connected several overlooked (previously thought innocent) aspects of the game with a great degree of grace and flair. Just overall, a beautiful story and ending, with magnificently well written drama.

DPC is definitely an underrated writer, and the fact he isn't making widespread stories is beyond me, though I guess he has a passion for what he does. Even then, I could see him having the potential to be a widely acclaimed writer. And I must say I am also envious because nothing I could ever write could live up or even come close to what DPC has written here. And while I am no writer, I do still have this feeling of commendatory envy, an honor reserved for few.

I haven't written a review in a long-time and I generally only do so when I believe a game is worthy of one, and as a token of appreciation and gratitude. A tribute so to speak. And so when I do, I put a great deal of effort and care into it. And this game warrants that I go out of my way to write something of this manner. After what it has given me, it is the least I could do. It's also worth it at the thought that there is a chance that someone will read it and appreciate it, and that is enough for me.

Now everyone has their own backgrounds and experiences, but for me personally, this game made me believe in love again, and there actually being something better. And I mean love in the sense of both romantic and platonic. It has given me a reason to have the requisite hope to push forward in advancing that area of my life. It has come in a time where I really needed it, as emotionally it's not a great time, and socially, well, likewise. Though this is a highly personal note, and probably won't apply to anyone else.

So yeah, I'll admit it, it made me feel , things that I thought I couldn't. And was literally enough to make a grown man cry. And of course, the emotions I felt because of this game have been unparalleled, and has not been something I felt in the entirety of my recently recallable memory. Cried tears of both heartbreak and joy. It was jarring at first, considering I view myself as a very callous person, though it naturally happened without a conscious effort since it was just that moving. And you know, it felt good to cry, for the first time in a while, I was feeling a strong surge of emotions, contrasting my monotonous life, it was like a vibrant burst of color on a white canvas.

So again, I must reiterate, don't go into this thinking you are just going to play a random porn game just to rub one out, and while you could, I feel like you are robbing yourself of the experience. The experience being what I would describe as a one-of-a-kind, possibly inspiring, or even life-altering story, at the very least it will make you say "wow". The explicit scenes themselves are not what you should be here for, partly because they are a tad mediocre (the character models are also a bit unappetizing and motions are robotic, though that is to be expected considering this is DPC's first game), but rather because you can't let your horniness overshadow the priceless soul that lies within.

I have already mentioned that the whole storyline is really quite beautiful, but beyond that there are actual, valid, takeaways and lessons in the game both as undertones in the story, and also explicitly stated. "Never let life break you," particularly resonated with me, and I am sure that when viewing the game from a different lens, in the future, I will consciously pick-up on more of the messages embedded by DPC. I am sure completing the game while well-rested and not at 7 am since 2 am, would definitely help too. I do look forward to replaying the game down the line, even if it won't be the same, because of just how it made me feel. Masterfully done.

I, of course, only long for it to continue, that feeling when something good ends and you have that high, and you want to chase it, but you know that there is nothing more, it's done, and you can have only experienced it once, yet you still are just craving for more and for it to never end. Though I feel DPC has also included that in the story, it has to come to an end, it won't last forever, and that's okay. You have to appreciate it for having happened, and do your best to cherish it, as you move on. You don't have to forget it, but don't get held back by it for too long. As the line goes, I just wish I could wipe my memory of it and experience it again.

I have high hopes for Being a (Delta Iota Kappa) and look forward to playing it. Though from the looks of it, I am just at the top of an AVN iceberg of great games. This is the first of its kind that I've experienced, and I am definitely craving for more.

I had the honor of doing this with close friends that only made the whole experience that much better, at the beginning we joked we were getting a little too into acting out the characters, and how the name acting lessons was ironic in light of that. I feel like it brought us together, and I can only thank them for sharing this with me. So thank you guys for being there and experiencing this with me, you know who you are, I love you guys. It wouldn't be the same without you. We laughed, joked, and cried together <3.

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An insightful game I must say, a game so deep and thought provoking, it challenges the likes of Plato, Confucius, Socrates, and Aristotle. The creators of this story, this narrative on one's heart and mind, should forever be engraved in the membrane and fabric of society. It speaks volumes to every ounce of your being, to bear witness to such an indescribable beauty is something to be eternally grateful for. These "placid plastic ducks" bring tears to the eye and soul, for their divine beauty is comparable to those accounts of seeing an angel descend from heaven; infinitely ethereal. And once you hear their perfectly sublime utterances of wisdom you cannot fathom an existence without it, "Quack, Quack." It is enough to bring the strongest galactic being to their knees (or the figurative equivalent) in heart-rending joy. You can be enthralled for millenniums by this game, and with the limitless emotion that this game evokes I cannot recommend it more. So, succumb to the eternal embrace of this masterpiece.

A solid collection of the Zachtronics solitaire (mini)-games that were scattered throughout most of their games. While the solitaire may prove to be challenging at first, they obviously pale in comparison to most Zachtronics games.

Now, going strictly off the solitaire games that are in this collection, each one has its own quirks and is a unique solitaire experience. I highly recommend playing each solitaire in this collection and learning the ins-and-outs of them. Personally, the 2 solitaires that were most painful for me were Cribbage and Fortune's Foundation, though Fortune's Foundation was "easy" after beating it the first time and learning it. It is also recommended to bear in mind that they can be brutal, especially without undos.

That is really what this collection is about, learning and experiencing different solitaires. It is definitely something you could do to kill some time and enjoy yourself from time to time. I personally, ran through it in a couple days and beat each solitaire at least 10 times to get those achievements, but I have no real intention of purposefully grinding out the game to get 100 in each solitaire. Though, it might differ for you, once may be enough or you could opt for the full 100+. Doesn't matter, all that counts is that you hopefully enjoyed yourself and got to rack your brain.

If you enjoyed these solitaires, I would recommend at least dipping your toes in the "actual" Zachtronics games. And as with all puzzle games I prefer to experience and solve them completely on my lonesome, without any outside guidance. So, I would recommend that too. Figure it all out yourself, resist the temptations when stuck, and it will be even more rewarding. So without spoiling anything, I'll leave you to it, enjoy (or don't).

Oh Stick Fight, sweet sweet Stick Fight. A game you can play with friends for hours on an intermittent basis. It is like a sweet poison, you want to keep playing and consuming it, and before you know it hours have passed. Though, again, being a poison you can feel the ill-side effects of the game creeping throughout as the game draws out. As with all rage party games, the tension is palpable when someone is on a losing streak, and that is the very joy you as a group get to experience. All the while in it's chaotic wake, you should be enjoying yourself mostly, whether that be because of a winning streak, the wackiness of this game combined with chaos, or because you ganged up on one of your friends and have a sinister satisfaction along with a smirk running across your face. Don't get me started on my beloved laser AK-47, oh the gods really favor me when it comes to that particular bringer of destruction. And everyone in the group hates it, which just makes it ever more satisfying.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your own experiences of pain, joy, and preposterous fun. Just be mindful, that this game comes in moderation, or you might very well end up with the perfect formula for friendship destruction. Use it wisely, it can be the perfect activity for when your group is lost in decision or it could be the last activity your group partakes in...

I am quite disappointed in the fact that this is my first negative review, however, I cannot in good spirit recommend this game to the average player.


Let us start with the atmosphere, this is a major positive for the game. The 80s style, map, talk show host theme, all fit into such a nice and dare I say immersive atmosphere. The art style, ambiance, and all the secondary elements of this game were executed quite marvelously. This game just off the trailers and first glance give off the appearance of plenty of potential, which the game did indeed have.

Everything, but the story was done quite masterfully. Mechanics, models, interactions, were good. And the puzzles were also pretty okay I guess. Though, I wouldn't classify this game too much as a puzzle game.

I also didn't encounter any bugs, which was a plus.


So, there are 2 blaring cons about this game that cannot go unnoticed. Price to Experience and Story.

Again, if you would take the story out of the game and sell the game as something akin to a radio talk show simulator it would be okay. However, better yet would be to have an actually good story, which would make this game on of my favorites. Before I dive into what I dislike about the story, I would like to bring up a game that is quite similar to this one and you would probably enjoy. It is a free game called "Do You Copy?" which you could almost describe as a horror Firewatch. Except you are Delilah. That game had pulled off what this game could not, and that was that actual valid horror aspect in the dialogues and in the story. As that is my biggest complaint with this game, the lack of horror and freight.

In Killer Frequency, they sell it off as a horror puzzle game with comedic elements, but in reality, it is just a Sitcom with some horror elements. The wacky characters, dialogues, reactions, and wacky nature of the game in general is completely off putting, and it is a shame to see that they had squandered all the potential they had. The second half of the game is slightly better, I do have to say, as they transition more into the actual story, and less ridiculousness. Comedic relief in horror games is one thing, but this game is more like a comedy with occasional "horrific relief." And I think that is the best way to put this game, if you are into that, then great, but if you are looking for a horror game, you won't get that here, there probably was only 1 brief moment in the game where I had any semblance of fear.

The game also doesn't have any memorable characters, and they all just take it easy and lightheartedly, they could be inches away from death and still crack a joke. The only memorable character, which is also quite annoying is probably Ponty from Ponty's Pizza.

I could go on forever about the flaws I had seen in the story, but I believe it time to transition to price. $25 in US? That is just not worth it, considering one play through is about 4-6 hours, and there is no NG+ where you can go to specific chapters of the story to get a different ending or experience a different dialogue. Meaning you would have to play the entire game from the beginning, another probably 4 hours. Though, circling back, $15 would be more of a reasonable price for this game, and in fact that would probably be the perfect price. Though Team17 does have a reputation of overpricing games, especially concerning regional pricing compared to the Valve recommendations, but definitely not as bad as other publishers.

Additionally, I heard this game was advertised as having VR support, yet apparently that is not the case as it is not included. You could tell that the way the world was built they had VR in mind, but not including it especially for $25, is quite scummy.


In conclusion, get this game if you can afford throwing some money and time away and are streaming it to friends, otherwise, I just cannot recommend it.

Simply put, this game is phenomenal. I have played the first 2 chapters, and with confidence I can say, you should buy this game. The dialogue, the acting, the advice, the choices, every aspect of this game is potently astonishing. The reactions you will have while playing or watching this game will be so physically and mentally jarring, you will feel both palpable and physiologically tangible sensations. The immersion levels are off the charts, this game achieves what VR wishes it could in terms of haptic feedback, and is akin to a full body VR suit from Ready Player One. The game actually triggers sensations you can feel both inside and out! Superb! That is just how cogent this game is. Through this game I have learned the art of pick up. I have gained the insight and the restraint to not play with my penis and fondle my balls in public next to a complete stranger. I have gained so much intellect and "rizz", that I know the appropriate way to talk to a girl on the street is to wolf whistle at her and then grope her tits. Needless to say, the cops were called on me several times for unrelated reasons, but that's all part of the process, because then you can try your newly learned tactics on the female police officer!

This "game" is an experience. It is an experience you must have in your life, as it is the most cringe money can buy. Your life is probably too plush and cozy, why don't you experience some considerable discomfort for once in meager life? You will thank me as you will walk out a much braver, stronger, and cringe resistant capybara. No amount of cringe will be able to phase you after you play this game for more than a few minutes. This is like resistance training, but for your cringe levels. It is like those fake workouts to get abs in seconds, but it actually works. You WILL build almost instantaneous cringe resistance. Only to have that resistance challenged by more unfathomable cringe presented further on in the game. This is not a "videogame", but it is a game in the sense of you gaming your mind, and achieving levels of mental fortitude that no self-help book could imagine. I will be flexing my mental biceps, and so should you.

Get this game please, It is so eye gougingly, eye bleachingly, and ear rippingly flawless. Too bad steam nuked the 3rd game, I was planning on getting steroid-level cringe biceps :(

I am only writing this review because I pre-ordered this game. The game looked good from the trailers, early DOOM, but with a modern engine, modern controls; completely modernized. However, retaining the core element, plentiful gore. I have played through the first level, and I can say I am quite satisfied with my purchase. It has everything that the early DOOM games were lacking in mechanics, gameplay, and graphics. It is worth noting, I have not a single clue about the Warhammer universe, but I do enjoy this game thus far. I will probably update this review in the future as I play more.

tl;dr If you liked early DOOM games especially DOOM 1993, but want a more modern take, get this game.

Getting Over It is a truly wonderful game made by a devil known as Bennett Foddy, and throughout your climb (assuming you actually get somewhere before giving up) Bennett will talk about some details of the game whilst also quoting people and spewing other ♥♥♥♥ insight .

Though, I don't understand the bad reviews. When you buy the game, you know exactly what you are getting in to, there is no room for miscommunication. You brought this upon yourself. Now to quote Bennett Foddy this game is not a "quick fix for the fickle." It is the embodiment of self-torment, patience, recovery, and delayed gratification. It is a game for both masochists and enduring people, ones that don't easily give up once being faced with a challenge.

I both envy and pity the people who have not completed this game. I envy their ability to not complete something, I envy their ability to just give up, I envy their ability to not get over it. However, for the same reasons I pity them. They are not capable of completing something they have committed to, they stay down instead of getting back up, and are not able to persevere. And I don't want to hear the excuse that there is a better use of your time, like seriously? I am most definitely certain that anyone who has left a review along those lines has wasted several hours playing random ♥♥♥♥. Getting over it is more a practice of failure, a test, a reinforcement, rather than just a game.

Though a game it is, and it is a fun one. Failure is initially painful, however, it quickly subsides as you get over the obstacle you were once plagued by. As of writing this, I have completed the game 4 times, and have gotten far faster each run, and overall it is an entertaining game.

Do I think you should buy it? Yes and no. Yes, if you are willing to scale the mountain at least once, at whatever cost that is. No, if you are not prepared, or are not willing to.

P.S. There are actually some good insights that Bennett Foddy provides, and imho they can be agreeable, especially as they age.

P.P.S I both love and hate you Bennett Foddy with a burning passion <3