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"Is that THE..... BishopGT ?????"

— Aversion

"how do you know her specs?"

-on posting girls

— ding

"Kev, i need you to sit down. i need to tell you about someone named Pavlov."

-on oatmeal cookies

— Luna

"Relax, it's only Deathmatch!"

"What are you guys playing?"
"We're playing with our feelings"

"Yeah, but you'll be disappointed in me when we play."
"Sure, but when am I not disappointed in you Kevin"
-Ethan on Kevin buying puzzle games

"They're our... GRIND BABIES"
-Practicing parenting skills

"If you need me, like on a mission or something, I might just go. But if you want to talk, I'm straight outta there. Just like a father in the ghetto."

"I kiss my homies on the lips, homie"

"i just want someone to play with"
-Ethan on buying the destiny 2 expansion

"It's probably easier to get a real girlfriend, man."
"Lana doesn't judge you, but real women do"
-On SWTOR long winded romance options

"That's what we call in the business, Orgasm Denial."
- While being zonked

"I'm not a quitter, but I am a whiner, and this sucks."
- On collecting Intel

"I'm gonna fit so many virgins in my mouth."
- On creating the virgin margarita tier list

"They killed the crypto wallet!!!"
- On getting caught while trying to steal

"Like the gears of a machine, I wanna grind against you brother"
- On getting scrap together

"Just because I said anal doesn't mean i like it."
- On discussing anal

— Ethan & Friends


"Love is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, don't fall in love."

"You can't hustle a hustler!!!!!!!"
- on overcharging for shots

— Blam.


"Oops"

"If you take it up the ass, then I'll consider you bi"

— Jonmar

"Wait, are you guys into that brother-sister roleplay stuff?"

— Maple

"You guys are done. I found the chokers."
-on dressing 2 impressing

— kevino


"I can fail and I really don't care."

"Boobs are very fun to play with."

"I should've just started with VR Porn."
-on using a VR headset for the first time

"Holy sh!t, do you have any cash?? Are you screwed??"
-on having a cancelled debit card

"I JUST WANT KILLABLE CHILDREN"

"i mean, you're hitting the apex, but you're also hitting everything else."
-tim on ethan's driving skills

"for watches go, that's pretty cheap."
-on 5000$ watches

"i don't know how mormons work.. do you marry a lobster??"

"i don't do drugs. i embrace the drugs.
-on psychadelics

"what, church doesn't make you hard? if it doesn't, you must've been hanging out with the wrong priests."
-on religion

"what was that????"
"stingers! i didn't think he can die to rubber bullets."
-on blasting civilians point blank

— Tim



"your farts are pretty stinky, but my farts are like... toxic waste."
-on farting

"why do i smell my dumb dumb?"
-on smelling shirts

"you already had time with the bois, now it's my turn."
-on taking turns

"you just said blehlalalaloup unprovoked??."
-on not having kids

"you're great at party games, you're just not good at parties."
-telling hannah about her strengths and weaknesses

"i hate fat people."
-on being fatphobic

"i want some pasta."
-you kinda had to be there.

— Hannah


"some things, you gotta take to the grave, bro"
-on embarassing things

— Michael

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