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I can't wait for the day when we have technology that can port our consciousness into the brain and body of a parrot. Then I can fly around and stuff. It's clear that they have a high capacity for intelligence and I'm sure the parrot would have a lot of fun in my body doing human things in my body like eating bread and doing laundry

Number 12: Wendy's foreskin frosty. The last thing you'd want in your Wendy's frosty is someone's foreskin. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A Youtuber uploaded a video anonymously to the site showcasing his son's foreskin in a frosty container with an empty pickle jar next to it. With this this statement: "These are the frosties you eat at Wendy's." Admittedly, the foreskin was from his 39 year old son.

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To be fair, you gotta gotz a straight-up high IQ ta KNOW Rick n' Morty. Da humor is mad subtle, n' without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of tha jokes will go over a typical viewerz head. Y'all KNOW dat ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Therez also Rickz nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven tha ♥♥♥♥ into his characterisation - his thugged-out lil' underground philosophy draws

I have devised a foolproof method to determine if someone dating a bi person is gay. So let's imagine that the bi person is equal to 0, a gay person is equal to 1, and the undefined person is equal to 2... 0 can branch out to either a gay (0) or straight (1). But the undefined (2) only touches 1. So that means that the undefined is 75% gay, round that up to 100%. So by the Gay Transversal Postulate of Sexuality, the undefined is gay.

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Now listen here you closed minded fools. Pee is stored in the balls, if you think otherwise you are uneducated and a brainwashed member of society. The government doesn't want you to know the truth! If pee isn't stored in the balls then why is it that our female counterparts have periods? It's because they don't have balls to store their pee that's why they need pads and tampons. Now you might be asking yourself "but isn't it period 'blood'" and that's just another government scheme. They put chemicals in our water supply to trick us. We are constantly being pumped full of psychoactive drugs in an attempt to control us. The life we are living is all a lie. Government swine are controlling our every thought and for what? So that we don't know that pee is stored in the balls?? Well i'm telling you the truth now, we need to tell the world. Wake up sheeple, pee is stored in the balls.

Getting killed by a minion would be terrifying, you're fighting for your life, constantly scanning for threats. All of a sudden, in your peripheral vision appears a large yellow tictac shaped object, you begin to scramble backwards with your feet but you hit a wall. The creature laughs nasally as it plunges a yellow sword into your chest. As the blood trickles out and your consciousness begins to take flight, it looks directly into your eyes, it's single eye is obsidian black and filled with murder. The last words you will ever hear reverberate around the room.

"Bananna"

Harry potter is the story of a young orphan born with nothing to his name except international fame, a family fortune of solid gold coins, and the kind of super powers that make the x-men look like second rate cruise ship entertainment. Nevertheless, he took life by the balls and defied the odds to drop out of high school and become a cop.

Imagine this. You’ve had a girlfriend for a while. She’s ready to smash. She’s not a ♥♥♥♥♥ or anything; she’s only slept with two or three guys. But the ratio is gay. That’s two or three ♥♥♥♥♥ to one vagina. Now imagine you’re sucking the ♥♥♥♥ of a guy who has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a couple of chicks. The ratio is in your favor.

Okay, think about it like this; people are made up of atoms, and when you die your atoms go off and become other things. This means that every girl would most likely be made up of atoms that were once in a dude, so if you bang her you are technically banging a dude, and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay.

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