MALOKA_PVP 最近的评测

10/10
Escape from Tarkov is not just a game. It’s a lifestyle, a religion, and a scientifically engineered machine designed to harvest my serotonin and drip-feed it back to me only when I least deserve it.
The sound of footsteps in this game has permanently rewired my fight-or-flight response. I now get flashbacks when someone walks behind me at the supermarket. And honestly? Thank you, Battlestate.
Every raid feels like I’m signing a mortgage with my soul.
Every death feels like BSG hugging me tightly and whispering:
Looting a room for 15 minutes only to get one-tapped by a scav with a TOZ is not a bug, it’s a love letter.
Killing a fully-kitted Chad with a shotgun from 8 meters is not luck, it’s spiritual enlightenment.
The gunplay? Perfect.
The recoil? Violent.
Is the game unstable sometimes? Yes.
Does it crash? Yes.
Do I blame Tarkov? Absolutely not.
I blame myself for not understanding its artistic vision.

Escape from Tarkov didn’t just take my time.
It took my sleep schedule, my sanity, and my ability to trust other humans in VoIP.
And for that, I give it a 10/10

What the hellyanté?
What the helly on?
What the helly, Berry?
What the helly, Burton?
What the helly, 'Bron James?
What the helly Cyrus?

After playing this game for 100 hrs i can safely say that mk11 is a downgrade of mkx in every way, gameplay wise.
A lot people will put emphasis in the story mode, customizable characters, graphics and more (grindy) content, I get it, but at the end of the day, the main thing about fighting games, is the fighting, and mk11 is the most boring fighter i ever seen, characters now are so clunky and slow is a chore to control them, not to mention the ''new mechanics'' that replace the old ones, witch worked perfectly mind you, the meter system now is just a bar the regenerates independently of your actions, and crushing blows / fatal blows, which you rely a lot to make high damage kombos, which is ridiculous, I takes away the skill to perform a kombo by just using timing and correct inputs. Oh also you cant forget the funny breakaways.
The roster it’s a mixed bag, some characters return like noob, rain and kabal which is cool, but in the other hand the guest characters are super lame and boring to play (mainly terminator and robocop), and the new ones are nothing to write home about, nothing remarkable about em, and mostly are used because they are top tier, like centrion, which has super cheap moves. The real bad thing about the roaster is that misses the fundamentals of a mk, no cyborgs? no ermac, smoke, reptile? oh wait! zoner shang tsung has their moves so is the same thing, no quan chi or shinnok? well at least we got playable shao kahn pff haha
look, If you insist in playing this re-skinned Injustice with mk characters, I suggest deleting the game, acquire some skill and return to mkx (hop on mkx)

Dear FromSoftware, this game has changed my life. My whole outlook on every open world game that exist, In fact in the entire gaming industry. I can never look at anything.This game represents emotions most normie gamers could never comprehend. But I can, Thanks to this game I have been awakened to many things previously thought unimaginable, Thank you FromSoftware for this exquisite game..

Walking simulator with 20 zombies behind + unreliable combat system

Oh look, another weird indie game that's an allegory for depression and stupidity, not like i've seen this kinda of game a million times already.

5/10, mediocre remastered

Compared to the 2007 release, this version features better textures, better shadows, better sounds, raytracing, DLSS and a better menu, but in other hand, the realistic color palette of the original has been changed for a newer, less realistic one, also it has some weird texture bugs and the optimization still pretty bad, apparently this is a game engine flaw.

only buy this game if it is heavily discounted.

bruh, i got the game for free and I still want a refund

The car physics are flat-out terrible and poorly responsive, the steering feel is horrible, and the drifting is kinda scripted and doesn’t feel authentic.
On top of that, this game has this disgusting "bro stance" culture all over it that is going to be outdated in a few years just like the bling culture of the 2000's
Also, the game looks meh even on ultra-settings and runs poor in high end hardware.
The only good thing is the sound design and the customization, but that’s it.

This game is for people who like to look at cars instead of driving them.

Best Brazil Tour Guide out there.