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Showcase c:

Strange:

Craftable:
Spine Chilling: 13
Spells: Sinister + gangreen (1)
Chromatic + voices (2)
Spine Chilling 2011: 3
Spells: Sinister + gangreen (1)
Horseshoes(1)
Spectral + Headless (1)
Voices + team spirit fp (1)
Spine Twisting: 2
Spine Cooling: 2
Spine Tingling: 1
Spells: Sinister + Corpse fp (1)

Uncraftable:
Spine Chilling: 2
Spine Chilling 2011: 3
Spells: headless (1)
Spine Twisting: 0
Spine Cooling: 0
Spine Tingling: 0

Unique:

Craftable:
Spine Chilling: 22
Spells: Headless + Chromatic (1)
Chromatic (1)
Spine Chilling 2011: 0
Spine Twisting: 2
Spells: Putrescent (1)
Spine Cooling: 0
Spine Tingling: 1
Spells: Putrescent (1)

Uncraftable:
Spine Chilling: 17
Spine Chilling 2011: 8
Spells: Voices + Spectral (1)
Putrescent (1)
Voices + die job (1)
Voices + Chromatic (1)
Spine Twisting: 0
Spine Cooling: 0
Spine Tingling: 0

Spelled: 17
Total: 75

8 TRADABLE Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap
10 TRADABLE Strange Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker (1 pro ks with manndarin/cerebral discharge, 1 spec ks with villainous violet, 6 basic ks (only one is not spelled), 2 regular)

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Backpack [backpack.tf]

Sammael the Desolate One, Lord of the Shadows, Son of Nergal, Hound of Resurrection, Harbinger of Pestilence, Seed of Destruction

The Monikers:
~ BenderBSanchez
~ Jon Snow
~ Mouseman
~ Greed
~ Toothless
~ General Iroh
~ Gary King
~ Sammael
~ owo
~ Swooping Evil
~ Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemius Watterson III
~ Nemesis
~ Loggins
~ Dr Algernop Krieger
~ Baby Tom
~ Jaskier
~ Kei Nagai
~ owo
~ PreGumbator
~ Yeti (Shan Mu Yao)
~ Sham (owo)
~ Rascal LOVES Sippy Teacups (The Man)
~ Tobey (The Screaming Spider)
~ PETELGUESE ROMANEE-CONTI (THE SIN ARCHBISHOP OF SLOTH)
~ Ban (Fox Sin of Greed)
~ Flaggon (Fluckity Flail Nebraskan)
~ PROTEOSE GUARDIAN (Bear Gang)



I love Alita from Alita Battle Angel

Impressionable Quotes:

"I want everything you can possibly imagine. I want money and women, power and sex, status, glory! I demand the finer things in life!" ~ Greed (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

"Boobs outweigh a man's life" ~ Issei Hyoudou (High School DxD)

"Let go your Earthly tether. Enter the void. Empty and become wind" ~ Zaheer/Guru Laghima (Avatar: The Legend of Korra)

"HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR! HODOR! HODOR! HODOR!" ~ Hodor (Game of Thrones)

"So you're saying some jerk from Japan brought this freak to life here by associating winter with a Japanese bastardization of a Napoleonic personification of the Russian winter?! Bastard! I'll stick Napoleon up his ass!" ~ Kazuma (Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!)

"I welcome you, believer in love! I am the Sin Archbishop in the Witch Cult, representating Sloth. Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti!" ~ Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti (Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World)





[6:55 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
i sniff the big gay on you

[7:39 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
OOOOOOOO
Hecc
Becky
Lemme smash
Pliz
Lemme smash

[7:39 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
no ron

[7:39 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
Who iz ron
Ur cheating on meh again Becky?
Pliz stahp Becky

[7:40 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
ok that's it

[7:40 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
U know I luv u

[7:40 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
imma cover myself in honey and punch a zookeeper
brb

[7:40 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
Aight Imma lick you when ur done
I'll get some crepes to eat dat hunni with

[7:41 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
mmm

[7:41 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
Y u so random Becky

[7:41 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
i love being naked and covered in viscous fluid

[7:41 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
I don't hear from you for ages
Oh wow I can help you with that
MHMMMMMMMM-hmmmmmm
Tasty Tasty Fish

[7:42 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
bruh im not gayyyyy i swear on my same sex partner

[7:42 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
A pair of lesbians, that's hot
Becky
WOuld the TwO of u L3mm3 sm4SH

[7:43 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
i noticed you going online and your name made me feel nostalgic of the times I sucked dick for cheap backpacks myself
i am so proud of you son

[7:43 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
Who ya calling son, I'm your lover
Oh that's nice

[7:43 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
oh damn son

[7:43 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
I don't suck dick tho, people fellate me for my keys
I politely decline with the chivalry of a gentlemann
In secret I laugh as I demand their virginity be sacrificed to the all-mighty deer duck God Bahamood
I still remember your whacky deer profile pic
I imagine that every time I talk to you

[7:45 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
i just left my anime-furry girl circle jerk cult of virgins and I am ready to join a new religion so if you please could hook me up with that mighty deer duck dick that would be very juicy

[7:46 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
Aight but you need to bring those female virgin's you mentioned
Their sacrifice will grant you a place by my said, me the venerable Count Beast

[7:46 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
who said anything about female bro

[7:46 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
Male ones will suffice

[7:47 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
oh boy do I have an army to sacrifice

[7:47 PM]
Greed B>QUICKSELLS/BPS 1596 keys:
But they will undergo gender transformation rituals before their inevitable sacrifice
They will be defiled and no longer will their phallus be erect, a void of darkness shall be created from which the demon of the abyss shall be born
Their very souls the womb of the damned as the Deer Duck God Bahamood rejoices as he comes into this world once more and I the most loyal, his last remaining heir shall become his vessel and we shall be known as LEGION
Join us, for the time is nigh, the day of reckoning is upon us
Ok this convo is going on my profile, I totally freestyled my way through it
I fucking love my weird ass brain

[7:51 PM]
CrashTheSystem:
The dawn of a new era is breaking and I am ready to do whatever it takes to secure our victory! Take my virgins and take a BIG SIP as you inhale their juices for the glory of Bahamood!