Beetus 最近的评测

Pls no more furries

If you're looking for a game where you just want to keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself out if sheer terror The Forest is not for you.

But, if you're looking for a very realistic, hardcore, survival-horror game that looks absolutely gorgeous, even in alpha, The Forest is what you're looking for.

While you won't ♥♥♥♥ yourself because of any jump scares or most of the other elements of horror games, The Forest has its own brand of horror. During the day you will be able to see pretty well, but so many things around you look like the cannibalistic mutants that hunt you down. The whole time, even during the day, your butthole is clenched so hard you could cut through steel. Eventually after two hours of playing it becomes so exhausted you aren't able to hold your ♥♥♥♥ in anymore and then you start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself. Then somehow it gets worse at night because you can't see anything past your campfire. You will want to punch a baby right in the face from all the anxiety it gives you.

Also the deer can become submarines and go underwater so that's pretty cool.

Overall, 9/10, would get raped by mutant cannibals again.

One of the multiple reasons I have no life. Get it.