Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

wtf killed me in smoke two times ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wh

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I was only 5 years old, I loved Stronghold so much. I had all the merchandise and games. I pray to Stronghold everyday thanking it for the life i've been given. "Stronghold is love" I say "Stronghold is life". My dad hears me and says "Total War is better". I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Stronghold. I called him a filthy peasant. He puts my granary on half rations and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my peasants are leaving. I lay in bed and its really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. Its the scribe, i'm so happy. He whispers in my ear "A message m'lord".

He grabs me with his powerful scribe hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I open my gates for the scribe and he enters my castle. It hurts so much but I do it for the scribe. I can feel my castle tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force, I want to please the scribe. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my stockpile. My dad walks in. The scribe looks him straight in the eye and says "The stockpile is full m'lord". The scribe catapults out my window. "Stronghold is Love, Stronghold is life"

Don't go getting a big head because you guys can "defend" a city in Rome 2. Any moron with half a brain can do that now in this game.

You guys are the type of idiots who talk big when you can pretty much cheat your way to a victory.