Weird mushrooms have started growing in my yard, i really dont need this ♥♥♥♥ right now.

I reccomend you suck my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ canuck

Canadian Video Game Enthusiast from the west coast, I play literally anything that involves multiplayer because I beleive that playing with friends is the most fun you can have! I will mostly be playing whatever I feel like, but feel free to reccomend me somthing or send me something!

Ina da beninging

I'M A POTATO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbkn7ikP-lQ Literally Bash.

I was about to leave a dark and slightly concern ing comment but I cannot. My parents just pulled into the driveway for a surprise visit. I'm wine drunk before noon and I just wanted to say, if I don't survive this, it has been an honor and privilege to litter your comments with my presence. Farewell

this is major ♥♥♥♥ to ground control

lol black guy

La Li Lu Le Lo

I retract my previous statement

What did he mean by this.

I've got a bad feeling about this, just like that time my groping attempt failed...

bigfoot is real and he taught me how to dougie

“My dad is a black nationalist. He was a famous painter. He was very racist. He was a Nazi hunter. He supported the paramilitary and beat black people. He was a skinhead. He was a mouthpiece for the KKK. I used to sit in on meetings of the National Action Network. They were all held in his honor. He was a racist, but he was a great human being. He was a great man. I should have listened to him more. I should have said: ‘Whatever your father thinks, we are non-whites. And there’s plenty to be thankful for.’ We weren’t killed together. But we were together. We’d been friends since we were teenagers. I had my own problems at school. I was dealing with schizophrenia. But my dad was always there by my side. He’d take me to therapy. He’d make sure I didn’t skip school. He’d listen to me. He’d say things like: ‘If you’re going to get shot, get ready to get laid.’”

Bash Pooplo, Lord of Spiders, Eater of Spaghetti and also Spiders.

It has come to my attention that young people of today are spending most of their time playing a game called “FortNight” on their Nintendos........Now I have no issues with video games because my kids loved their Super Nintendo I bought them for Christmas many years ago........However, today’s youth are spending more time on their a** playing games instead of working!...SAD!....It seems to me that they should get off the FortNight and learn to operate a Fork Lift!........AMEN.......

I don't want to do this, but we gotta dump the quaaludes

I AM GOING TO COOM

My dearest, it would exceed my most wonderful dream if you would honor me with a photograph of you unencumbered by the societal expectations of textile accouterments of the feet. If one may dare to dream, then my dream is to bask in the glory of your feet. To witness the sublime perfection of your feet. To hold you -if not in my arms- then in my memory, forever perfect.

Yes, with the legalization of ebolaids

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. We together, can stop this.

I once caught my dad jerking off to Yuri and calm.ly asked him: Father, what are you doing? He then replied with: "I'm merely a human. I find pleasure in thing that distract me from my twisted life. It helps me cope with the fact that the government is poisoning our kids with Jewish propaganda." At first I thought he was joking until I realised why they talked about the holocaust in school but they never talked about how millions of white people died in the second world war JUST for us to enjoy our rights and freedom to masturbate to hentai. I cried so hard where I stood. My father wiped his ♥♥♥ with his shirt and started to comfort me. "As long as we're together son nothing bad will happen." I stopped crying and started to look at his computer and asked if I could join then he raped m

Ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A STEAM FRIEND WON'T COVER THE SKELETON IN HIS PROFILE!!!! ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry around an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic then if i don't take my inhaler it turns into a ptsd episode and i already had to be sent home 3 TIMES BECAUSE THE SKELETON IN HIS PROFILE TRIGGERED ME!!!!! AND HE WON'T COVER IT!!!!!!!!! like??????

i don't know what to do ive tried talking about it to the councilors but they said my condition isnt real???? like um YEAH IT IS??? i would know????????? cause i wake up screaming and in tears each night because i have a reaccuring nightmare where SANS TELLS ME I'M GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME THEN HE HAS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DECENCY TO TELL ME I'VE DIED TEN TIMES, AND THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRIGGERS ME????????

wee woo wee woo it's the WAMBULANCE and it looks like they're here for BASH. Seems he won't stop CRYING little PUSSBOY tears about a video game LOL!

Merry Crimbus everypony

*ᶠᵃᵖˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵉᵖᶦˢ*

I did this today. As the barista yelled out "Trump?" "Order for Trump?" there was a screech of horror from a woman beside me. She clawed her eyes out and used her blood to write some strange otherworldly scribbles on the wall. She then jumped onto the counter and began to chant "Iya! Iya! Nyarlathotep n'gath minl'yah!" over and over again. A strange symbol began to glow on the floor that I can't even describe, and the walls began to pulsate. The entire crowd began to screech as forbidden knowledge from the beyond began to fill their minds, and the most horrifying sounds were heard from those poor souls. As they all began to claw each other to death to save themselves from the horrors to come. I simply smiled and said to myself...

...heh, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ libtards

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What would you do if a girl said she wanted to put rifling in your urethra?

Hii~~

I fixie wixied the JSON-api ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wucksie!!! xpp

I repwaced the Protoypes.func wiff a more ~streamylined~ kawaii
Pwototypiee.funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!!
xD *starts twerking*

Can you pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU

gay

As your Nut coach i reccomend more nuts in your diet.

As your life coach I reccomend more food in your diet.

I need you to fufill my needs as a man
Required equipment:
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster

Please respond back to me at my primary email address::
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥@hotmail.net

i has menta tissues
I no smrt
i touched my schlong again
pls help how do i stop this

Who dis guy?

+rep this ugly mother made me a cool Profile Pic

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+rep stayed up an hour late for him to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suicide bomb our jellycopter into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tree

*kraft dinner

I came here to say sorry. I bullied this kid through out middle school. YEET. I didnt come here to say sorry i came here to roast you. Next time you diss me im gonna come to your block and light that joint up. Boy you better put some respect on my name before i come to your house so you can come get these hands. I sear to god, im not playing anymore. Im gonna bring a flame thrower and burn your house down.

Also i have yo mom and shes my personal chef. Shes a great cook. The Mac and cheese is great. I would give your a 9/10 on her food. they could be better but hey i still like it.

You are ugly

You are nasty

-rep

+Rep Nice enough to leave some adorable cummies on my proflie~

rood

+Rep Being Such a ♥♥♥♥ he doesnt even Know He's a ♥♥♥♥

b1ts here

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You are my fire
The one desire
You are
You are, you are, you are

Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (never wanna hear you say)
I want it that way

'Cause I want it that way

-NSYNC