Happy Halloween

I hope your christmas was the Absolute WORST (best)

I identify as a plant. Since I was a young boy, I've had an irresistible urge to bathe in sunlight. I'd lay in dirt patches on the school playground, digging my fingers into the moist soil. I was always attracted to bees, while others screamed and ran from the bees, I was always attracted to them. I would have some bee stings, but being with the bees just felt... right. These patterns continued until 5th grade. I realized I had no friends, nobody to share my feelings with. I decided to blend in, and stopped going outside often, and stopped finding bees. Middle and High School were hell. I fell into a deep depression, nobody knew I was depressed, but I was. One day, while staring out the window, I finally realized that I was a plant. It was my senior year, and I'd been accepted to Harvard. I stared at my Venus fly trap, the brave warrior that it was, its mouth facing courageously towards the sun. I took a deep breath, and told the Fly Trap that I was a Plant.