Just another Afternoon of surfing the internet for hardcore porn with your kids! Makes sense!

You need to understand, my cat has turned into a sexy sixteen year old who desires me to be her master, you don't understand, this is a bad time in my life.

Go read a science, people!

I wanna be sedated with a gameboy!

You there, life is meaningless and death approaches.

This isn't just a cigerette.. It's a cigerfry.

Come see Dr. Deletus, he'll annihilate your fetus.

ADOLF YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CEREAL.

I'm mad I don't have anything to be mad about.

It might be a little easier if you take a closer look.

You, you're a gamer right? You're a gamer, you like games.

Here you are equally worthless!

YOU WILL NOT LAUGH, YOU WILL NOT CRY, YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS I TEACH YOU.

Getting my insides scooped out tickles me!

Now I know how a meatball feels.

Cool, you wanna get punched in the face really hard?

I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult and I like my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fruitsnacks, damnit.

You can try some new hobbies! Like Chronic Pain.

They identify as a non-binary genderqueer peoplequeer mentally il non-monogamous kinky critical feminist robot.

Are eyelash goblins real? Dude, guys, eyelash goblins are real.

I need you to get your big bushy Bob Rossian head out of your ass!

I killed your dad, how do you feel?

Don't get mad, get money.

Let's just beat the crap out of them and kill them and take their lunch money.

Let's eat up those nasty bad dreams.

Heey, wanna play some video games? I know I do! I haven't seen the sun in years!

C'mon ♥♥♥♥♥♥ let's go for a ride.

I'm putting my work off to play videogames so you are too!

Caring, remember caring? I haven't felt an emotion in years!

What the ♥♥♥♥ is a pegi?

Ah, how fun it is to crush a dream.

Thanks, Science!

Oh, I'm just so incredibly epic, no one can compare!

The bird head is pure agony, hoo hoo hoo, haa haa haa!

I toiled in god's domain, AHHHHH!

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