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uh no bro just no

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They say man is a wolf to man, but in truth, wolves have a deeper sense of loyalty.

No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.

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im edging to your profile
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O "Knight" Slops, Agatha devil and damned devil’s kith and kin, assistant to Lucifer himself. What the Devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your hand? The devil spits, and your squires eat. Thou shalt not, thou son of a dog, make subjects of Mason sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee.

Thou scullion, Impish wheelwright, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our stick. Pig’s snout, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Order declare you to be a lowlife. You won’t even be herding pigs. Now we’ll conclude, for we don’t know the date and don’t own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

–Viscount Risiko, and the entire Mason Order.

stop making your squires fight for you seriously!!! its supposed to be a duel for our honor and you just sick your little random peasant squire you found off the street on me? real talk that is not cool man just stop with the running and squiring and challenge me face to face or its gonna look real bad on your knights record when you try to apply for that armor loan next week at the royal games... speaking of that i heard the king talking badly about you because he saw you with the queen that one night

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