Chilly Galatine 最近的评测

man

This game is unbelievably satisfying with speed that will make you feel like a badass and thinking on how to clear the level the fastest that will make you feel like a genius. I also liked the cast and story for as simple and cliche as it is. Overall, I would give my left and right arm if it meant Red could be real and step on me like she did with white in the trailer. I need her. I need her so badly.

Absolutely an amazing experience. If you can get past deck building/card games, this is worth it. Great music, nice world building, and combat that is tricky at first but becomes satisfying once it all starts clicking. A prereq to play this game, however, is to finish lobotomy corp or at least have a gist of the story. Otherwise, great game.

Pain

Even as a free game, this broke me. I wasted 2 hours of my life playing an advertisement. 2 whole hours. This entire game was some old man's way of connecting to the kids by pretending to be weeaboo's just like them. Every single moment in this game just screams "wacky" and "random XD", like the fact that a spork monster just shows up out of nowhere. Or how about the fact that you gotta have a dog to appeal to those "uwu so cute" types of people. Or the overly muscular man who's supposed to appeal to the Jojo fans who will eat up anything that makes it look like other people watch their show. Or what about Aeshleigh, the "MOMMY DOMMY UWU BIG THIGHS" character that's meant to attract horny teenagers. This game is a meme, and only a meme. You only play this to be funny and quirky. This was obviously a ploy by KFC to trick people into thinking that a corporation is into anime just like their audience. Well guess what, it couldn't even live as a meme. A month after this game released, I forgot it even existed. Noone talked about it because noone cared enough to waste their disk space to install this garbage. For just a few dollars more, you can get Sakuya Izayoi Gives you Advice and Dabs. It's a meme game. It's short. And it's actually pretty sweet. This game is not sweet. The only thing that's sweet about it is Aeshleigh's magical turkish delight. I have not been this angry about a piece of media since I watched Clueless, a film where we see ant man fall in love with his step sister. This game convinced me that love is stupid. There are so many unneeded characters, like pops, like clank, like the random student man who's running gag is that noone cares about him. It's all so tiring. This game needed only 3 characters: You, Colonel Sanders, and Aeshleigh. That's it. Everyone else is there for either a cheap laugh or to appeal to some niche audience that just loves seeing fan service appeal to them. I'm honestly surprised there wasn't a furry in this game, unless the horse counted.

I will repeat, this game is just a meme made to market to impressionable teens and young adults who like funni meme in their billion dollar corporation. This is no different than when Wendy's went on that spree of roasting people because haha corporation is being quirky and cool XD. Or that time Sunny D became all sad and then Moon Pie got in on it. Hell, this is even like the Seraphine twitter account that riot games made for their newest champion. This game managed to be trending for like a week before it just died off. That is so sad, because I have never seen such a meme get tossed and thrown away by the internet before it even released, let alone from a corporation because meme lords just LOVE seeing anime on western corporations trying to trick them into buying their food. Well guess what, I'm more of a churches chicken kind of guy anyways.

pog

I hate this game

There are very few things that satisfy me as much as playing a Tomb King and sending all of my army's to die because making them costs me nothing.

This game makes me feel like an epic badass until it reminds me that I'm mortal when I get pounded by a Yeeter into a spiked wall.

This is the greatest way to bond with friends. Great music, great chibi avatars, and great use of slurs every round because your can't deal with your friends Vatista beams or their Mika's command grabs. Excellent game.