Awesome Salsa
Luis
Florida, United States
I'm a metal elitist. So I'm not going to listen to anything popular because I hate melody and clean singing. If there's any emotion it makes me uncomfortable. Maybe it's because my dad left me and my mom when I was young so I never had male influence while growing. I need to over compensate with heavy music to cover up the fact that I really like jazz and rnb. Every Metallica album since their demo hasn't been even remotely tolerable. Not to mention ♥♥♥♥ like Slipknot and Ghost, come on what are we gay? I mean my hate for bands that don't only growl and go lower than 180 BPM might be hate for my latent homosexuality. Anyways SLAYYYYERRRRRR
I'm a metal elitist. So I'm not going to listen to anything popular because I hate melody and clean singing. If there's any emotion it makes me uncomfortable. Maybe it's because my dad left me and my mom when I was young so I never had male influence while growing. I need to over compensate with heavy music to cover up the fact that I really like jazz and rnb. Every Metallica album since their demo hasn't been even remotely tolerable. Not to mention ♥♥♥♥ like Slipknot and Ghost, come on what are we gay? I mean my hate for bands that don't only growl and go lower than 180 BPM might be hate for my latent homosexuality. Anyways SLAYYYYERRRRRR
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Maxscape7 9 月 20 日 下午 4:25 
>clear browser history, autocomplete and whatever else
>delete passwords for websites, logout everywhere, delete cache
>clear google history
>clear windows task view history
>clear temporary files from appdata
>make sure every piece of software doesn't open a porn folder by default
>actually ♥♥♥♥ that, move all the porn to external drive
>disconnect drive and hide it
Alright now you can use my PC
>they enter the room and see my 50 ♥♥♥ stained amiibos
Maxscape7 1 月 16 日 上午 6:08 
I only play quickplay and never played OW and only played TF2 casually and I coud have told you that a week after picking up the game. It's baffling how they inflate the duelist roster and are like "uhhhhh no one is picking heal/tank" and the playerbase will do the catty dumb "well you need to do more to make them 'fun'" (as in not actual tanks) as if it's not dUMBps ego human nature multiplied by devs being dpstards who must make 70% of the roster dpses when given the entire marvel universe to make with
How about just playing a tank you dimwitted numbskull??? you see how you cant kill anyone on the enemy team BEECAUSE THEY HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TANKS!!!!
hurrrr duurrrrrr why do more than half of people want to play more than half of the characters in the roster?
Listing every healer and tank in the game is trivial whether I've played them or not, listing every dps I'd be lost, there are so many, they even made Reed identify as a dps like some sort of dumb idiotic tank
Maxscape7 1 月 4 日 下午 2:39 
That was debunked, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Awesome Salsa used very small doses in a medically regulated environment, and even if he did increase his dose...asking someone about their personal medical conditions is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and violates any HIPPA and other moral writings on the wall. Irrelevant.

To people defaming him, I hope you are enjoying yourselves. Our laws are going to change soon, cyber crime will finally be enforced properly in this nation.

You are a maggot, and Awesome Salsa has done more in his 20s than you will ever do in your entire pathetic life. Go take some painkillers and get back to the trailer with your alcoholic sister.
Maxscape7 2024 年 12 月 2 日 下午 8:04 
First couple weeks was great! Bowser and Nikki Minaj werent Eiffel Towering me until I was barely conscious, the characters were normal, military fitted player characters, and everyone was shooting regular bullets out of their guns.
Life was good.

Then the season pass came

All of a sudden the minecraft enderdragon is shooting me with acid and this game turned back into every game before it, complete ass.

All I want in life is a cod like bo2, bo1, mw3, mw2, cod4, waw, with normal characters. None of this tracer bs where Willi Wonka is sliding up my ass filling me with chocolate.
 
Maxscape7 2024 年 10 月 16 日 下午 3:54 
I'm not going to cry a f cking river when people who have seen speed runs that's baked into outer wilds are getting banned. I don't give a f ck. They're terrible people. It's not even a question. It's crazy that people don't see it that way. They'd be doing the same thing and how much did they ban? As many as they can. They're not able to ban as many people as Awesome Salsa because they don't have as many mods and as many jannies, but if they did, they'd be doing the same thing.

These people are not your allies. They are not the same as us. They come from an inferior discord that is horrible. It bans people for their identity, and it is directly antithetical to everything The Dungeon values stand for. And it is an inferior discord in all ways. It is that simple. No, I don't feel bad for them. I don't feel sorry for them. I don't care. I don't support them. It's that simple. And I understand that this is a very harsh statement. That's what I think
Maxscape7 2024 年 10 月 6 日 下午 6:05 
My favorite thing about the lefty Lui fashion they keep pushing is how openly materialistic it is. This is Daniel spiderman, he cares about fighting crime and his girlfriend. This is Lui spiderman. He likes limited edition shoes (on sale now), hoodies (name brand only please!), identity politics (#Luihistorymonth <3), and listening to the new hip hop album on his apple(r) airpods(tm).
How humiliating must it be to see giant unstoppable corporations declaring you have power and value but purely as a wallet to loot. I genuinely feel bad for the average Lui getting shoveled this propaganda. You live to die over drugs and buy sneakers, now go vote for pearl and shut up.